Q: How did carbon propose to
Hydrogen?
A: With a "carbonkneel"
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- Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:54 am
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- Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:52 am
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Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: "Have you got a moment?"
A: "Have you got a moment?"
- Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:51 am
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Q:What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe
A: A CaNiNe
- Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:50 am
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Q:Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state
A: Because it's in the ground state
- Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:48 am
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
A: SWAG
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:57 pm
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Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:57 pm
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:56 pm
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What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium!
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:56 pm
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What is the chemical formula of coffee? CoFe2
- Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:43 pm
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
- Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:42 pm
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
- Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:42 pm
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
- Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:41 pm
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
- Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:53 pm
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
- Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:52 pm
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Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.
A: A silicon.
- Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:51 pm
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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
- Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:51 pm
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Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.
A: By subsisting on titrations.
- Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:50 pm
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon
A: Carbon
- Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:59 pm
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react
- Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:59 pm
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We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!
- Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:58 pm
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:57 pm
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
- Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:56 pm
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- Topic: Study Group for Summer 17
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Re: Study Group for Summer 17
Where and what time will we meet?
- Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:54 pm
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- Topic: Exams/tests ?
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Re: Exams/tests ?
I believe they are math based, and a few conceptual questions. Just make sure to go over the textbook problems and the past exams found in the course reader.