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by Jazmine Salazar
Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:42 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Do I have a joke on sodium??
Na
by Jazmine Salazar
Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:42 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1046133

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What did the elements say to hydrogen? What a loner!
by Jazmine Salazar
Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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When cops pull you over, just do what Heisenberg does. When they ask, tell them you don't know how fast you were going, just where you were
by Jazmine Salazar
Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:01 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I hated learning about electrons. I got so Bohr'd
by Jazmine Salazar
Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What would you call a clown in jail?
Silicon (Silly Con)
by Jazmine Salazar
Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What animal is made up of calcium, nickel, and neon?
A CaNiNe
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A ferrous wheel.
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
by Jazmine Salazar
Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon.
by Jazmine Salazar
Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Oct 29, 2017 3:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Oct 29, 2017 3:51 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did one charged atom say to the other?
I've got my ion you.
by Jazmine Salazar
Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What is a Ochem students favorite kind of plant?
A: A chemistree
by Jazmine Salazar
Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
by Jazmine Salazar
Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A 'gram' cracker.
by Jazmine Salazar
Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What animal is made up of calcium, nickel, and neon?
A CaNiNe
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1046133

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lost an electron?
You really have to keep an ion them.
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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laughing gas= He He He
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1046133

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Q: What did the student say when she heard that Oxygen and Magnesium went out on a date?
A: OMg!
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046133

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Q: What is the TV show that cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
by Jazmine Salazar
Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1046133

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Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

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