Do I have a joke on sodium??
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- Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:42 am
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- Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:42 am
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What did the elements say to hydrogen? What a loner!
- Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:03 pm
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When cops pull you over, just do what Heisenberg does. When they ask, tell them you don't know how fast you were going, just where you were
- Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:01 pm
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I hated learning about electrons. I got so Bohr'd
- Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:34 pm
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What would you call a clown in jail?
Silicon (Silly Con)
Silicon (Silly Con)
- Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:33 pm
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What animal is made up of calcium, nickel, and neon?
A CaNiNe
A CaNiNe
- Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:56 pm
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A ferrous wheel.
A ferrous wheel.
- Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:56 pm
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers
Laboratory Retrievers
- Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:41 pm
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution
One molar solution
- Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:40 pm
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:19 pm
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What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon.
Carbon.
- Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:18 pm
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na
2 Na
- Sun Oct 29, 2017 3:53 pm
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
- Sun Oct 29, 2017 3:51 pm
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What did one charged atom say to the other?
I've got my ion you.
I've got my ion you.
- Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:39 pm
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Q: What is a Ochem students favorite kind of plant?
A: A chemistree
A: A chemistree
- Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:37 pm
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
A: SWAG
- Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:17 pm
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
A: H2O cubed
- Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:16 pm
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
- Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:43 pm
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What did the chemist snack on during lunch?
A 'gram' cracker.
A 'gram' cracker.
- Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:38 pm
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What animal is made up of calcium, nickel, and neon?
A CaNiNe
A CaNiNe
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:46 pm
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lost an electron?
You really have to keep an ion them.
You really have to keep an ion them.
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:44 pm
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laughing gas= He He He
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:42 pm
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Q: What did the student say when she heard that Oxygen and Magnesium went out on a date?
A: OMg!
A: OMg!
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:40 pm
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Q: What is the TV show that cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
- Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:59 pm
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Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.