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by 104730551
Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
by 104730551
Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now.
by 104730551
Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
by 104730551
Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
by 104730551
Sun Jul 23, 2017 2:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a dead chemists?
A: Barium
by 104730551
Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
A: "Au revoir"
by 104730551
Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze
by 104730551
Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
by 104730551
Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:56 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
by 104730551
Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:55 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.
by 104730551
Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:53 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
by 104730551
Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:53 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.
by 104730551
Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
by 104730551
Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Im making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
by 104730551
Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
by 104730551
Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017347

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Dont trust atoms, they make up everything.
by 104730551
Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:28 pm
Forum: Accuracy, Precision, Mole, Other Definitions
Topic: Significance of delta sign
Replies: 2
Views: 415

Significance of delta sign

In a chemical equation, we know a delta sign indicates that the reaction is heated. How might this impact the problem overall?
by 104730551
Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:25 pm
Forum: Empirical & Molecular Formulas
Topic: Identifying Empirical and Molecular Formulas [ENDORSED]
Replies: 13
Views: 1363

Identifying Empirical and Molecular Formulas [ENDORSED]

What are the differences between the Molecular and Empirical formulas? More specifically, how do you identify one from the other?
by 104730551
Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:07 pm
Forum: Balancing Chemical Reactions
Topic: Balancing Chemical equations too slow... any advice? [ENDORSED]
Replies: 18
Views: 1540

Re: Balancing Chemical equations too slow... any advice? [ENDORSED]

Balancing oxygen last truly helps. It makes it less complicated when you balance the element that shows up the least amounts in a chemical equation.
by 104730551
Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:54 am
Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
Topic: Important formulas to know
Replies: 1
Views: 227

Important formulas to know

Given all of the formulas we have been introduced to thus far, which formulas are vital for students to know for Test #1?

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