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- Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
- Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:30 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now.
- Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:30 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
- Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:30 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 2:00 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What do you do with a dead chemists?
A: Barium
A: Barium
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
A: "Au revoir"
A: "Au revoir"
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:58 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze
A: Febreeze
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:57 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
A: A one molar solution.
- Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:56 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
A: H2O cubed.
- Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:55 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.
A: Separation anxiety.
- Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:53 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
A: Polar Bond.
- Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:53 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
- Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:54 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
A: Laboratory Retrievers
- Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:52 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Im making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
- Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:51 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
- Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Dont trust atoms, they make up everything.
- Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:28 pm
- Forum: Accuracy, Precision, Mole, Other Definitions
- Topic: Significance of delta sign
- Replies: 2
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Significance of delta sign
In a chemical equation, we know a delta sign indicates that the reaction is heated. How might this impact the problem overall?
- Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:25 pm
- Forum: Empirical & Molecular Formulas
- Topic: Identifying Empirical and Molecular Formulas [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 13
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Identifying Empirical and Molecular Formulas [ENDORSED]
What are the differences between the Molecular and Empirical formulas? More specifically, how do you identify one from the other?
- Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:07 pm
- Forum: Balancing Chemical Reactions
- Topic: Balancing Chemical equations too slow... any advice? [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3991
Re: Balancing Chemical equations too slow... any advice? [ENDORSED]
Balancing oxygen last truly helps. It makes it less complicated when you balance the element that shows up the least amounts in a chemical equation.
- Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:54 am
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: Important formulas to know
- Replies: 1
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Important formulas to know
Given all of the formulas we have been introduced to thus far, which formulas are vital for students to know for Test #1?