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by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

You matter…
unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light…
then you energy!
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

When it comes to chemistry puns I'm in my element.
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

You're a 10? On the pH scale, maybe.
Cuz you basic.
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What's Uranium's favorite genre of music?

Death metal. (They love listening to it on the radio)
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I told a joke to a guy named Helium to get him to share his electrons but he didn't react.

He He He
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:18 am
Forum: Sigma & Pi Bonds
Topic: Triple Bonds question [ENDORSED]
Replies: 2
Views: 188

Re: Triple Bonds question [ENDORSED]

Just to add on...

Another way to look at it is the sigma bond accounts for the 1 line (single bond) and the number of pi bonds account for the total # of lines minus 1. 1 pi bond = 1 additional line
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:13 am
Forum: Sigma & Pi Bonds
Topic: Triple Bonds question [ENDORSED]
Replies: 2
Views: 188

Re: Triple Bonds question [ENDORSED]

This is what I understand, someone please correct me if I'm wrong!

All bonds have 1 sigma bond each. So, one single bond has only one sigma bond. Double and triple bonds have extra pi bonds in addition to the 1 sigma bond

Hope that helps!
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

One guacamole is equal to 6.0221415x10^23 guacas. One might even call it Avocado's number.
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What Happens To Nitrogen When The Sun Rises:
It becomes Daytrogen

When Nitrogen Goes to Bed:
"Good nitrogen! Sleep tightrogen! Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen!"
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh acid.
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Helium Helium Helium... That was a great joke
(;
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:04 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Difference Between Photon and Electron
Replies: 5
Views: 401

Re: Difference Between Photon and Electron

Just to add to the above answers: Photons allow the electrons to move between energy (quantum) states. As an electron moves to a higher energy level, it absorbs a photon. As an electron moves to a lower energy level, it releases a photon. The amount of photons (energy) needed to move between states ...
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:38 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Sorry, all the good jokes Argon.
by Mila Therese Reyes 1E
Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:36 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7726
Views: 1046128

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a factory worker? Ask them to pronounce the word "unionized."

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