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by Karen Zheng_2H
Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:17 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:16 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
Polar bond.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:16 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
C over lambda.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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Titanium is a most amorous metal. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:40 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

Re: Chemistry Joke

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:39 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:39 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:38 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

Re: Chemistry Joke

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:31 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

Re: Chemistry Joke

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:31 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

Re: Chemistry Joke

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:30 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

Re: Chemistry Joke

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:30 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

Re: Chemistry Joke

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:30 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

Re: Chemistry Joke

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:29 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

Re: Chemistry Joke

What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
BaNa2
by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

Re: Chemistry Joke

rip vday
by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

Re: Chemistry Joke

when you spill water all over your laptop :(
by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 882858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 882858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

hopefully not this quarter
by Karen Zheng_2H
Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 882858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 882858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 882858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What kind of dog do chemists have?





A laboratory retriever.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 882858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Karen Zheng_2H
Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

Re: Chemistry Joke

Why did the polar bear dissolve in water?




Because it was polar.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2170

Re: Chemistry Joke

What kind of dogs do chemists have?





Laboratory retrievers
by Karen Zheng_2H
Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:48 am
Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
Topic: Homework 4.41
Replies: 2
Views: 169

Re: Homework 4.41

Thank you for clearing that up, it helped me a lot.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:47 am
Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
Topic: Knowing VSEPR Shapes
Replies: 3
Views: 245

Re: Knowing VSEPR Shapes

Thank you for clearing that up, I wasn't sure what I needed to study.
by Karen Zheng_2H
Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:46 am
Forum: Ideal Gases
Topic: Reading the textbook [ENDORSED]
Replies: 81
Views: 42744

Re: Reading the textbook [ENDORSED]

These methods really helped, thank you!!
by Karen Zheng_2H
Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:45 am
Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
Topic: 4.91
Replies: 2
Views: 157

Re: 4.91

This really helped me, thank you!!

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