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by Carl Kim 1K
Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
by Carl Kim 1K
Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
by Carl Kim 1K
Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron
by Carl Kim 1K
Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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We have great chemistry, lets do some biology
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:56 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did the mass spectrometer say to the gas chromatograph?
Breaking up is hard to do.
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I know a guy who cooled himself to -273.15C.
He was 0k.
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.
How ionic.
by Carl Kim 1K
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium? A: HeHe.
by Carl Kim 1K
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you do with a dead chemist? A: Barium
by Carl Kim 1K
Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you call a scientific plant? A: Chemis-tree.
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
by Carl Kim 1K
Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:58 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What happened to the man stopped for having sodium chloride and a 9-volt in his car? He was booked for a salt and battery.
by Carl Kim 1K
Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:58 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Carl Kim 1K
Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:57 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What is the chemical formula of coffee? CoFe2
by Carl Kim 1K
Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:16 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.
by Carl Kim 1K
Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:16 am
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
by Carl Kim 1K
Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:15 am
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
by Carl Kim 1K
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Carl Kim 1K
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 788993

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As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:
Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.
by Carl Kim 1K
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
by Carl Kim 1K
Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:32 am
Forum: Bronsted Acids & Bases
Topic: 12.9 (c)
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Views: 158

12.9 (c)

Why is (c) CH3COOH(aq) + NH3(aq) -> CH3CONH2(aq) + H2O(l) not considered a proton transfer?
by Carl Kim 1K
Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:10 am
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
by Carl Kim 1K
Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:09 am
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met
by Carl Kim 1K
Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:09 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? A: Febreeze.
by Carl Kim 1K
Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:08 am
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: A one molar solution.
by Carl Kim 1K
Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:44 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon
by Carl Kim 1K
Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:43 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar
by Carl Kim 1K
Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:26 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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These jokes are sodium funny!
by Carl Kim 1K
Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
by Carl Kim 1K
Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:24 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:52 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:51 am
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
by Carl Kim 1K
Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:50 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

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