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by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2301

Re: Chemistry Joke

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2301

Re: Chemistry Joke

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2301

Re: Chemistry Joke

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
by Sam Smoot 2L
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
by Sam Smoot 2L
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
by Sam Smoot 2L
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
by Sam Smoot 2L
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
by Sam Smoot 2L
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How did the college student define hydrophobic on their chemistry exam?

Fear of utility bills.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Know any jokes about sodium?

Na.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

SWAG

(Sorry)
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Gold walks into a bar, but the barman wasn't having it.

"Au", he shouts, "get outta here!"
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemical jokes are boron…

However, physics jokes have potential.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Some guy tried to sell me sand for a thousand bucks yesterday...

It was such a silicon.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

True story
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:05 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did element 29 say to the police?

I Cu copper!
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

My teacher threw sodium chloride at me...

That's a salt!
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the difference between sea lion and a seal?

An electron.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Helium walks into a bar. Argon hits him with a bar stool. Helium doesn’t react.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemists make really bad DJs. They take extra care not to drop the base.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Everyone keeps saying all the good chem jokes argon...

But I don't zinc so.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

You disagree with my hypothesis?

Well Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium you.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Technically speaking...

Alcohol is a solution
by Sam Smoot 2L
Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2301

Re: Chemistry Joke

Technically speaking...

Alcohol is a solution
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2301

Re: Chemistry Joke

Q: What do you call a clown in prison?
A: Silicon
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2301

Re: Chemistry Joke

Organic chemistry is difficult. It causes alkynes of problems.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2301

Re: Chemistry Joke

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2301

Re: Chemistry Joke

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by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2301

Re: Chemistry Joke

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by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 57
Views: 2301

Re: Chemistry Joke

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by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

;)
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

:'(
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Ba-duh
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:05 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Don't be salty
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:04 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Mood
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Me, every time I draw a lewis structure
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How does a photon avoid paying United economy bag fees?

It always is traveling light.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

ba-dum tss
by Sam Smoot 2L
Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Zing
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I want to tell another chemistry joke but all the good ones arsenic.

Did I funny right?
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are together?

OMg
by Sam Smoot 2L
Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Yup
by Sam Smoot 2L
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:43 pm
Forum: Trends in The Periodic Table
Topic: 2.93
Replies: 3
Views: 217

Re: 2.93

Thanks for letting me know about the solution mistake. I also realize I made an error; I meant to say Na+ < Cl- in terms of ionic radii
by Sam Smoot 2L
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:17 pm
Forum: Trends in The Periodic Table
Topic: 2.93
Replies: 3
Views: 217

2.93

I am confused by the solution to 2.93. It says that A = Na, B = Cl. I understand that Na+ is larger than Cl-, but what is the trend for determining the relative sizes of atoms in their neutral state? Thanks.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Sorry again
by Sam Smoot 2L
Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

counter meme chem .jpg
Sorry
by Sam Smoot 2L
Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK
by Sam Smoot 2L
Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Sorry...

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
by Sam Smoot 2L
Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I asked a friend for some Sodium Hypobromite…

He said NaBrO
by Sam Smoot 2L
Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:44 pm
Forum: Bohr Frequency Condition, H-Atom , Atomic Spectroscopy
Topic: Identifying radiation based on a wavelength
Replies: 3
Views: 183

Re: Identifying radiation based on a wavelength

I do not believe we need to know the specific ranges of wavelengths on the spectrum (x-rays, microwaves, radio waves, etc) though it would not hurt and I would definitely learn their general positions (longer/shorter wavelength). I know one question in the book asked which color in the visible spect...
by Sam Smoot 2L
Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:26 pm
Forum: Einstein Equation
Topic: What is the difference between deltaE=hv and E=hv?
Replies: 5
Views: 2992

Re: What is the difference between deltaE=hv and E=hv?

∆E is the change in energy (final energy - initial energy). It seems that sometimes it will simply be written as E when in context it actually means ∆E.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:22 pm
Forum: Accuracy, Precision, Mole, Other Definitions
Topic: Precision and constants [ENDORSED]
Replies: 2
Views: 223

Precision and constants [ENDORSED]

To ensure precision, how many digits should be used when dealing with constants?
by Sam Smoot 2L
Mon Oct 16, 2017 3:12 pm
Forum: *Black Body Radiation
Topic: Black body for quiz 2 [ENDORSED]
Replies: 11
Views: 803

Re: Black body for quiz 2 [ENDORSED]

I am pretty sure we were told we will not be tested on blackbody radiation, but it is an important concept for understanding the chapter overall.
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:28 pm
Forum: Empirical & Molecular Formulas
Topic: Getting molecular formula from molecule name [ENDORSED]
Replies: 3
Views: 258

Getting molecular formula from molecule name [ENDORSED]

At what point in this course should we know the molecular formulas for different molecules? (i.e. Nitric acid = HNO3)
by Sam Smoot 2L
Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:18 pm
Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
Topic: Prefixes [ENDORSED]
Replies: 6
Views: 438

Prefixes [ENDORSED]

Do we need to memorize prefixes for the quizzes or will they be provided?

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