Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.
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- Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:51 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 57
- Views: 5250
- Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:50 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 57
- Views: 5250
Re: Chemistry Joke
Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
- Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:50 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 57
- Views: 5250
Re: Chemistry Joke
Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:09 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
- Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
- Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
- Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
A: BaNa2
- Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
A: CoFe2
- Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
- Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
- Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
- Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:42 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
How did the college student define hydrophobic on their chemistry exam?
Fear of utility bills.
Fear of utility bills.
- Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:39 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Know any jokes about sodium?
Na.
Na.
- Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:36 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
SWAG
(Sorry)
SWAG
(Sorry)
- Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:17 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Gold walks into a bar, but the barman wasn't having it.
"Au", he shouts, "get outta here!"
"Au", he shouts, "get outta here!"
- Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Chemical jokes are boron…
However, physics jokes have potential.
However, physics jokes have potential.
- Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:13 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Some guy tried to sell me sand for a thousand bucks yesterday...
It was such a silicon.
It was such a silicon.
- Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
True story
- Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:05 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What did element 29 say to the police?
I Cu copper!
I Cu copper!
- Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:03 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
My teacher threw sodium chloride at me...
That's a salt!
That's a salt!
- Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:16 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What is the difference between sea lion and a seal?
An electron.
An electron.
- Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Helium walks into a bar. Argon hits him with a bar stool. Helium doesn’t react.
- Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Chemists make really bad DJs. They take extra care not to drop the base.
- Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:41 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Everyone keeps saying all the good chem jokes argon...
But I don't zinc so.
But I don't zinc so.
- Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
You disagree with my hypothesis?
Well Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium you.
Well Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium you.
- Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Technically speaking...
Alcohol is a solution
Alcohol is a solution
- Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:37 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 57
- Views: 5250
Re: Chemistry Joke
Technically speaking...
Alcohol is a solution
Alcohol is a solution
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:00 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 57
- Views: 5250
Re: Chemistry Joke
Q: What do you call a clown in prison?
A: Silicon
A: Silicon
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 57
- Views: 5250
Re: Chemistry Joke
Organic chemistry is difficult. It causes alkynes of problems.
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 57
- Views: 5250
Re: Chemistry Joke
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!
A: Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!
- Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 57
- Views: 5250
Re: Chemistry Joke
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- Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 57
- Views: 5250
Re: Chemistry Joke
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- Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 57
- Views: 5250
Re: Chemistry Joke
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- Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
- Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
- Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:13 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
- Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:05 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Don't be salty
- Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:04 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
- Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:36 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Me, every time I draw a lewis structure
- Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:24 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
How does a photon avoid paying United economy bag fees?
It always is traveling light.
It always is traveling light.
- Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:24 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
ba-dum tss
- Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:23 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
- Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:50 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I want to tell another chemistry joke but all the good ones arsenic.
Did I funny right?
Did I funny right?
- Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are together?
OMg
OMg
- Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:55 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
- Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:43 pm
- Forum: Trends in The Periodic Table
- Topic: 2.93
- Replies: 3
- Views: 414
Re: 2.93
Thanks for letting me know about the solution mistake. I also realize I made an error; I meant to say Na+ < Cl- in terms of ionic radii
- Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:17 pm
- Forum: Trends in The Periodic Table
- Topic: 2.93
- Replies: 3
- Views: 414
2.93
I am confused by the solution to 2.93. It says that A = Na, B = Cl. I understand that Na+ is larger than Cl-, but what is the trend for determining the relative sizes of atoms in their neutral state? Thanks.
- Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:46 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Sorry again
- Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:41 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
- Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK
It went OK
- Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:10 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Sorry...
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
- Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589368
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I asked a friend for some Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
- Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:44 pm
- Forum: Bohr Frequency Condition, H-Atom , Atomic Spectroscopy
- Topic: Identifying radiation based on a wavelength
- Replies: 3
- Views: 357
Re: Identifying radiation based on a wavelength
I do not believe we need to know the specific ranges of wavelengths on the spectrum (x-rays, microwaves, radio waves, etc) though it would not hurt and I would definitely learn their general positions (longer/shorter wavelength). I know one question in the book asked which color in the visible spect...
- Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:26 pm
- Forum: Einstein Equation
- Topic: What is the difference between deltaE=hv and E=hv?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 13841
Re: What is the difference between deltaE=hv and E=hv?
∆E is the change in energy (final energy - initial energy). It seems that sometimes it will simply be written as E when in context it actually means ∆E.
- Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:22 pm
- Forum: Accuracy, Precision, Mole, Other Definitions
- Topic: Precision and constants [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 2
- Views: 364
Precision and constants [ENDORSED]
To ensure precision, how many digits should be used when dealing with constants?
- Mon Oct 16, 2017 3:12 pm
- Forum: *Black Body Radiation
- Topic: Black body for quiz 2 [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1763
Re: Black body for quiz 2 [ENDORSED]
I am pretty sure we were told we will not be tested on blackbody radiation, but it is an important concept for understanding the chapter overall.
- Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:28 pm
- Forum: Empirical & Molecular Formulas
- Topic: Getting molecular formula from molecule name [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 3
- Views: 591
Getting molecular formula from molecule name [ENDORSED]
At what point in this course should we know the molecular formulas for different molecules? (i.e. Nitric acid = HNO3)
- Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:18 pm
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: Prefixes [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 6
- Views: 996
Prefixes [ENDORSED]
Do we need to memorize prefixes for the quizzes or will they be provided?