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by Selene 1K
Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 785675

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Q: What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A: A-mean-oh acid.
by Selene 1K
Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785675

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Not to get technical, but according to chemistry...
Alcohol is a solution.
by Selene 1K
Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785675

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My Chemistry Professor throw sodium chloride at me...
that's a salt!
by Selene 1K
Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785675

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q:Are my jokes too basic for you?
A: Why is there no reaction?
by Selene 1K
Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785675

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.
by Selene 1K
Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785675

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: How often do you joke about the elements?
A: Periodically.
by Selene 1K
Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785675

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na

(courtesy of Inorganic Ventures Joke Section)
by Selene 1K
Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785675

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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

(courtesy of Inorganic Ventures Joke Section)
by Selene 1K
Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785675

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"The name's Bond, Hydrogen Bond."
by Selene 1K
Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785675

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"Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in ground state."
by Selene 1K
Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785675

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"I'm a female. Fe=Iron. Male=Man. Therefore, I am Iron Man."
by Selene 1K
Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785675

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

"I have many chemistry jokes. I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction".

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