Q: What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A: A-mean-oh acid.
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- Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:58 pm
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- Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:56 pm
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Not to get technical, but according to chemistry...
Alcohol is a solution.
Alcohol is a solution.
- Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:17 pm
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My Chemistry Professor throw sodium chloride at me...
that's a salt!
that's a salt!
- Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:15 pm
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Q:Are my jokes too basic for you?
A: Why is there no reaction?
A: Why is there no reaction?
- Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:27 pm
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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.
- Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:12 pm
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Q: How often do you joke about the elements?
A: Periodically.
A: Periodically.
- Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:34 pm
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na
(courtesy of Inorganic Ventures Joke Section)
2 Na
(courtesy of Inorganic Ventures Joke Section)
- Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:32 pm
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
(courtesy of Inorganic Ventures Joke Section)
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
(courtesy of Inorganic Ventures Joke Section)
- Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:32 am
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"The name's Bond, Hydrogen Bond."
- Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:31 am
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"Why does a hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in ground state."
Because it's in ground state."
- Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:34 pm
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"I'm a female. Fe=Iron. Male=Man. Therefore, I am Iron Man."
- Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:31 pm
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"I have many chemistry jokes. I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction".