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by Karissa Newberry
Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do they do with a sick chemist?

Well if you can't curium and you can't helium, you might as well barium.
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?

Tell them to pronounce "unionized"
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What element is derived from a Norse [censored]? A: Thorium.
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call a scientific plant? A: Chemis-tree.
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do white bears dissolve in water? Because they’re polar.
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:13 pm
Forum: Balancing Redox Reactions
Topic: Nature
Replies: 5
Views: 123

Re: Nature

Redox is just a shorter way to abbreviate reduction and oxidation
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:06 pm
Forum: Van't Hoff Equation
Topic: Constants and formulas
Replies: 7
Views: 261

Re: Constants and formulas

Do you think we will have to derive other equations like this one on the midterm?
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:02 pm
Forum: General Science Questions
Topic: Rusty on High School Chem [ENDORSED]
Replies: 113
Views: 34744

Re: Rusty on High School Chem [ENDORSED]

Go to as many office hours as you can! I know sometimes you might feel lazy and not wanna go but they really do help a lot!
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Where does the German chemistry teacher put the used batteries of an electrolytic experiment?
A: In the zinc.
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the chemical formula for candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avocado's number.
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 802114

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
by Karissa Newberry
Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:05 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry News
Replies: 38
Views: 14782

Re: Chemistry News

Researchers have devised a biochemically formulated patch of dissolvable microneedles for the treatment of type 2 diabetes. Pain-free skin patch responds to sugar levels for management of type 2 diabetes. Really interesting article, connecting chemistry to the human body. https://www.sciencedaily.co...

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