What do they do with a sick chemist?
Well if you can't curium and you can't helium, you might as well barium.
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- Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:21 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:19 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
Tell them to pronounce "unionized"
Tell them to pronounce "unionized"
- Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:16 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO
NaBrO
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:32 pm
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What element is derived from a Norse [censored]? A: Thorium.
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:29 pm
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What do you call a scientific plant? A: Chemis-tree.
- Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.
- Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:29 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why do white bears dissolve in water? Because they’re polar.
- Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:13 pm
- Forum: Balancing Redox Reactions
- Topic: Nature
- Replies: 5
- Views: 686
Re: Nature
Redox is just a shorter way to abbreviate reduction and oxidation
- Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:09 pm
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Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
- Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:06 pm
- Forum: Van't Hoff Equation
- Topic: Constants and formulas
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1059
Re: Constants and formulas
Do you think we will have to derive other equations like this one on the midterm?
- Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:02 pm
- Forum: General Science Questions
- Topic: Rusty on High School Chem [ENDORSED]
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Re: Rusty on High School Chem [ENDORSED]
Go to as many office hours as you can! I know sometimes you might feel lazy and not wanna go but they really do help a lot!
- Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:45 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Where does the German chemistry teacher put the used batteries of an electrolytic experiment?
A: In the zinc.
A: In the zinc.
- Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:44 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
A: Seawater
- Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:43 pm
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Q: What is the chemical formula for candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
- Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:18 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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How many moles are in a guacamole?
Avocado's number.
Avocado's number.
- Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:13 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
- Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:05 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry News
- Replies: 135
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Re: Chemistry News
Researchers have devised a biochemically formulated patch of dissolvable microneedles for the treatment of type 2 diabetes. Pain-free skin patch responds to sugar levels for management of type 2 diabetes. Really interesting article, connecting chemistry to the human body. https://www.sciencedaily.co...