Search found 15 matches

by Brenda K 1J
Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 789157

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!" The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution."
by Brenda K 1J
Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 789157

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Brenda K 1J
Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 789157

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.
by Brenda K 1J
Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:57 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 789157

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is "HIJKLMNO"? H2O
by Brenda K 1J
Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:55 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 789157

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How many moles are in a bowl of guacamole?
Avocado's number
by Brenda K 1J
Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:52 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 789157

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion
by Brenda K 1J
Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:21 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 789157

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Argon walks into a bar. The barman says, “We don’t serve noble gases in here!" Argon doesn’t react.
by Brenda K 1J
Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:12 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 789157

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two atoms are walking together.
One of the atoms starts panicking. "I think I lost an electron!" He cried. "Are you sure?" Said the other. "Yes! I'm positive!"
by Brenda K 1J
Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:06 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 789157

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
by Brenda K 1J
Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:47 am
Forum: Thermodynamic Systems (Open, Closed, Isolated)
Topic: 8.1 question
Replies: 8
Views: 227

Re: 8.1 question

In reality, we know that over time, heat will be lost in a thermos bottle, so it practically a closed system. In theory, however, an insulated thermos bottle is an isolated system because neither mass nor energy is exchanged with its surroundings.
by Brenda K 1J
Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:27 am
Forum: Thermodynamic Systems (Open, Closed, Isolated)
Topic: Internal Energy/Open System
Replies: 4
Views: 165

Re: Internal Energy/Open System

You could also decrease the volume of the system or compress the gas under adiabatic conditions to increase internal energy.
by Brenda K 1J
Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:14 am
Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
Topic: HW question
Replies: 5
Views: 177

Re: HW question

Yes, you should do 14 questions from Ch.8.
by Brenda K 1J
Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 789157

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What's the matter? Everything. Everything is matter.
by Brenda K 1J
Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:01 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Times to post per week
Replies: 5
Views: 226

Re: Times to post per week

3 points a week can be given for online discussion, so you have to post at least 3 times a week in order to get full points.
by Brenda K 1J
Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:52 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: HW for week 2 disc
Replies: 5
Views: 205

Re: HW for week 2 disc

On the syllabus, it says that you should answer questions related to the material that's been covered in class, so if the lectures cover chapter 9 next week, you can choose to do the questions in that chapter.

Go to advanced search