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- Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3668443
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!" The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution."
- Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:16 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3668443
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:15 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3668443
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.
I've got my ion you.
- Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:57 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What is "HIJKLMNO"? H2O
- Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:55 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
How many moles are in a bowl of guacamole?
Avocado's number
Avocado's number
- Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:52 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion
A dogion
- Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:21 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Views: 3668443
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Argon walks into a bar. The barman says, “We don’t serve noble gases in here!" Argon doesn’t react.
- Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:12 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two atoms are walking together.
One of the atoms starts panicking. "I think I lost an electron!" He cried. "Are you sure?" Said the other. "Yes! I'm positive!"
One of the atoms starts panicking. "I think I lost an electron!" He cried. "Are you sure?" Said the other. "Yes! I'm positive!"
- Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:06 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3668443
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:47 am
- Forum: Thermodynamic Systems (Open, Closed, Isolated)
- Topic: 8.1 question
- Replies: 8
- Views: 802
Re: 8.1 question
In reality, we know that over time, heat will be lost in a thermos bottle, so it practically a closed system. In theory, however, an insulated thermos bottle is an isolated system because neither mass nor energy is exchanged with its surroundings.
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:27 am
- Forum: Thermodynamic Systems (Open, Closed, Isolated)
- Topic: Internal Energy/Open System
- Replies: 4
- Views: 590
Re: Internal Energy/Open System
You could also decrease the volume of the system or compress the gas under adiabatic conditions to increase internal energy.
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:14 am
- Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
- Topic: HW question
- Replies: 5
- Views: 529
Re: HW question
Yes, you should do 14 questions from Ch.8.
- Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:39 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3668443
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What's the matter? Everything. Everything is matter.
- Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:01 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Times to post per week
- Replies: 5
- Views: 750
Re: Times to post per week
3 points a week can be given for online discussion, so you have to post at least 3 times a week in order to get full points.
- Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:52 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: HW for week 2 disc
- Replies: 5
- Views: 632
Re: HW for week 2 disc
On the syllabus, it says that you should answer questions related to the material that's been covered in class, so if the lectures cover chapter 9 next week, you can choose to do the questions in that chapter.