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by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I made a chemistry joke. It got no reaction.
by Misa Belser 3C
Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:22 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
by Misa Belser 3C
Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:22 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
CaNiNe
by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2
by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Not even a week later, oxygen and magnesium went out. OMg.
by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear oxygen and potassium went on a date? It went OK.
by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers
by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Little Johnny ain't going to drink no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
by Misa Belser 3C
Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:04 am
Forum: Wave Functions and s-, p-, d-, f- Orbitals
Topic: p-orbitals
Replies: 3
Views: 173

Re: p-orbitals

You don't have to separate the p orbitals, but it is done to specifically show which orbitals contain the electrons.
by Misa Belser 3C
Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:00 am
Forum: Wave Functions and s-, p-, d-, f- Orbitals
Topic: Difference between orbital, shell, and subshell?
Replies: 2
Views: 592

Difference between orbital, shell, and subshell?

What is the difference between an orbital, shell, and subshell? What are some examples of each?
by Misa Belser 3C
Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:28 am
Forum: Properties of Electrons
Topic: Rydberg's formula
Replies: 6
Views: 536

Re: Rydberg's formula

Another equation is v=R(1/n1^2-1/n2^2)
by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I slapped my neon that one.
by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

That was sodium funny.
by Misa Belser 3C
Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:09 am
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Calculator Question
Replies: 1
Views: 181

Calculator Question

Is a TI-30XS calculator ok to use for the tests?
by Misa Belser 3C
Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:10 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7439
Views: 989408

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemists you have to keep an ion them.

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