Search found 20 matches
- Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:21 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
- Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I made a chemistry joke. It got no reaction.
- Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:22 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
- Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:22 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
CaNiNe
CaNiNe
- Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:37 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What is the chemical formula for banana?
BaNa2
BaNa2
- Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:58 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Not even a week later, oxygen and magnesium went out. OMg.
- Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:56 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you hear oxygen and potassium went on a date? It went OK.
- Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers
Laboratory Retrievers
- Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:57 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Little Johnny ain't going to drink no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
- Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:04 am
- Forum: Wave Functions and s-, p-, d-, f- Orbitals
- Topic: p-orbitals
- Replies: 3
- Views: 434
Re: p-orbitals
You don't have to separate the p orbitals, but it is done to specifically show which orbitals contain the electrons.
- Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:00 am
- Forum: Wave Functions and s-, p-, d-, f- Orbitals
- Topic: Difference between orbital, shell, and subshell?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 4212
Difference between orbital, shell, and subshell?
What is the difference between an orbital, shell, and subshell? What are some examples of each?
- Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:28 am
- Forum: Properties of Electrons
- Topic: Rydberg's formula
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1077
Re: Rydberg's formula
Another equation is v=R(1/n1^2-1/n2^2)
- Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:24 am
- Forum: Bohr Frequency Condition, H-Atom , Atomic Spectroscopy
- Topic: Question about energy levels [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1109
Re: Question about energy levels [ENDORSED]
I don 't think there is a limit
- Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:29 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I slapped my neon that one.
- Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:29 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
That was sodium funny.
- Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:09 am
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Calculator Question
- Replies: 1
- Views: 412
Calculator Question
Is a TI-30XS calculator ok to use for the tests?
- Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:10 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3645802
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Chemists you have to keep an ion them.