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by ChristineJimenez1J
Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon
by ChristineJimenez1J
Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Three nobles gases walk into a bar.
No one reacts.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends argon.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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I think I've lost an electron... in fact, I'm positive.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Why do chemists learn ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:26 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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How often do I tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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What is the scariest element on the periodic table?

Ah, the element of surprise.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:05 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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You can't trust atoms, gotta keep an ion them.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Why did the acid go to the gym?

To become a buffer solution.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:01 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 785925

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Q: Sulfur and Oxygen are best friends, but they lived far from each other. How did oxygen chat with his friend?

A: He used his Sulfone
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Why is the pH of Youtube so stable?


Because it constantly buffers.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 785925

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What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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What happens to nitrogen as the sun rises?
It becomes daytrogen!
by ChristineJimenez1J
Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:34 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:33 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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What did one charged atom say to the other?
I've got my ion you.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
It went OK!
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What show do Cesium and Iodine love to watch together?
CsI
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 785925

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What element derives from a Norse [censored] ?
Thorium
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now
by ChristineJimenez1J
Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What kind of fish is made up of only 2 sodium atoms?
2Na
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met .
by ChristineJimenez1J
Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: What two elements do sheep belt when happy
A: BaH
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 785925

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What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together?
CsI
by ChristineJimenez1J
Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What element derives from a Norse [censored]?
Thorium
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They all have solutions.
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

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Does anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
by ChristineJimenez1J
Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785925

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

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