What element is a girl's future best friend?
Carbon
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- Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:29 pm
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- Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:28 pm
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Three nobles gases walk into a bar.
No one reacts.
No one reacts.
- Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:28 pm
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Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends argon.
Because all his friends argon.
- Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:27 pm
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I think I've lost an electron... in fact, I'm positive.
- Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:27 pm
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Why do chemists learn ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff.
It's pretty basic stuff.
- Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:26 pm
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How often do I tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
Periodically.
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:06 pm
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What is the scariest element on the periodic table?
Ah, the element of surprise.
Ah, the element of surprise.
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:05 pm
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You can't trust atoms, gotta keep an ion them.
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:04 pm
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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
2 Na
2 Na
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:03 pm
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:02 pm
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Why did the acid go to the gym?
To become a buffer solution.
To become a buffer solution.
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:01 pm
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Q: Sulfur and Oxygen are best friends, but they lived far from each other. How did oxygen chat with his friend?
A: He used his Sulfone
A: He used his Sulfone
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:00 pm
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Why is the pH of Youtube so stable?
Because it constantly buffers.
Because it constantly buffers.
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:59 pm
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What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion
A dogion
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:59 pm
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What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Febreeze
Febreeze
- Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:58 pm
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What happens to nitrogen as the sun rises?
It becomes daytrogen!
It becomes daytrogen!
- Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:34 am
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:33 am
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What did one charged atom say to the other?
I've got my ion you.
I've got my ion you.
- Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:22 pm
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
- Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:22 pm
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
- Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:22 pm
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
A: BaNa2
- Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:21 pm
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
- Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:21 pm
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
- Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:21 pm
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
It went OK!
It went OK!
- Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:20 pm
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How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?
- Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:19 pm
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Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:54 pm
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:54 pm
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
- Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:18 pm
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What show do Cesium and Iodine love to watch together?
CsI
CsI
- Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:17 pm
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What element derives from a Norse [censored] ?
Thorium
Thorium
- Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:33 pm
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon
A: Carbon
- Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:32 pm
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
- Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:32 pm
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now
A: He's 0K now
- Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:28 pm
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Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
They make up everything.
- Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:14 pm
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What kind of fish is made up of only 2 sodium atoms?
2Na
2Na
- Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:39 pm
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
- Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:38 pm
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Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.
A: Because it was polar.
- Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:36 pm
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Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down
A: He just couldn't put it down
- Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:36 pm
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Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met .
A: They bonded well from the minute they met .
- Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:33 pm
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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material.
A: Because it's basic material.
- Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:32 pm
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Q: What two elements do sheep belt when happy
A: BaH
A: BaH
- Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:09 pm
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What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together?
CsI
CsI
- Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:07 pm
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What element derives from a Norse [censored]?
Thorium
Thorium
- Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:24 pm
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Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They all have solutions.
A: They all have solutions.
- Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:23 pm
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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon
A: Because all his friends Argon
- Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:44 pm
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Does anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na
Na
- Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:43 pm
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.
It went OK.