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by Ashwin Deena 1L
Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did the chemical agent say? My name is Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole? Avocados number.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium? CoRnY.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

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What is the name of the molecule CH2O? Seawater
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together? CsI
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun May 20, 2018 10:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a chemist's favorite plant? Stoichiome - tree.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun May 20, 2018 10:01 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun May 20, 2018 10:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6 x 10^23 pieces? A Guacamole.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun May 13, 2018 10:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun May 13, 2018 10:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the chemical formula for banana? BaNa2.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun May 13, 2018 10:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Are chemical workers un-ionized?
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun May 06, 2018 9:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun May 06, 2018 9:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

My favorite jokes are about Cobalt, Radon, and Yttrium because I love CoRnY chemistry jokes
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun May 06, 2018 9:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

You can freeze yourself at -273 degrees celsius and still be 0k.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists like nitrates? Because they're cheaper than day rates.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did one ion say to the other? I've got my ion you.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A 1 molar solution.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:34 pm
Forum: Significant Figures
Topic: Why are sig figs important?
Replies: 13
Views: 1347

Re: Why are sig figs important?

Sig figs tell us where to round in the context of the problem. For example, if larger units with less sig figs are used, then the overall calculation would reflect this and in areas where small, precise measurements are used, it tells us where to cut off so instead of worrying about every digit we k...
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:26 pm
Forum: Properties of Electrons
Topic: History of experiments on the model of atom
Replies: 7
Views: 332

Re: History of experiments on the model of atom

I'm pretty sure this class is more based on concepts and calculation instead of history so you're probably good.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:11 pm
Forum: Photoelectric Effect
Topic: Planck's Constant
Replies: 4
Views: 214

Re: Planck's Constant

As a constant, the number really doesn't have a specific reason for being what it is except for the fact it links the other two variables and was probably determined through experimentation. It is similar to how the speed of light is 3x10^8. Similarly, using this variable it is possible to get one o...
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:06 pm
Forum: Balancing Chemical Reactions
Topic: Balancing the Equation
Replies: 9
Views: 411

Re: Balancing the Equation

What I like to do is write out the total number of each atom before balancing on each side, then see how the number of atoms changes with different coefficients. If I right down enough of these usually the answer is apparent.
by Ashwin Deena 1L
Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7569
Views: 1011876

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said NaBrO

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