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What did the chemical agent say? My name is Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down.

Ashwin Deena 1L

How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole? Avocados number.

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What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium? CoRnY.

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What is the name of the molecule CH2O? Seawater

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel

Ashwin Deena 1L

A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

Ashwin Deena 1L

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together? CsI

Ashwin Deena 1L

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What is a chemist's favorite plant? Stoichiome - tree.

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Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.

Ashwin Deena 1L

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6 x 10^23 pieces? A Guacamole.

Ashwin Deena 1L

I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Ashwin Deena 1L

What is the chemical formula for banana? BaNa2.

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Are chemical workers un-ionized?

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What do you call iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.

Ashwin Deena 1L

My favorite jokes are about Cobalt, Radon, and Yttrium because I love CoRnY chemistry jokes

Ashwin Deena 1L

You can freeze yourself at -273 degrees celsius and still be 0k.

Ashwin Deena 1L

Why do chemists like nitrates? Because they're cheaper than day rates.

Ashwin Deena 1L

What did one ion say to the other? I've got my ion you.

Ashwin Deena 1L

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A 1 molar solution.

Ashwin Deena 1L

Sig figs tell us where to round in the context of the problem. For example, if larger units with less sig figs are used, then the overall calculation would reflect this and in areas where small, precise measurements are used, it tells us where to cut off so instead of worrying about every digit we k...

Ashwin Deena 1L

I'm pretty sure this class is more based on concepts and calculation instead of history so you're probably good.

Ashwin Deena 1L

I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Ashwin Deena 1L

As a constant, the number really doesn't have a specific reason for being what it is except for the fact it links the other two variables and was probably determined through experimentation. It is similar to how the speed of light is 3x10^8. Similarly, using this variable it is possible to get one o...

Ashwin Deena 1L

What I like to do is write out the total number of each atom before balancing on each side, then see how the number of atoms changes with different coefficients. If I right down enough of these usually the answer is apparent.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said NaBrO

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