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- Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:19 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What did the chemical agent say? My name is Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared
- Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:18 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down.
- Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:18 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole? Avocados number.
- Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:17 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium? CoRnY.
- Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:16 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What is the name of the molecule CH2O? Seawater
- Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:15 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.
- Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:15 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel
- Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
- Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:53 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:49 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together? CsI
- Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Sun May 20, 2018 10:03 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What is a chemist's favorite plant? Stoichiome - tree.
- Sun May 20, 2018 10:01 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.
- Sun May 20, 2018 10:00 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6 x 10^23 pieces? A Guacamole.
- Sun May 13, 2018 10:33 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
- Sun May 13, 2018 10:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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What is the chemical formula for banana? BaNa2.
- Sun May 13, 2018 10:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Are chemical workers un-ionized?
- Sun May 06, 2018 9:16 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.
- Sun May 06, 2018 9:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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My favorite jokes are about Cobalt, Radon, and Yttrium because I love CoRnY chemistry jokes
- Sun May 06, 2018 9:11 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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You can freeze yourself at -273 degrees celsius and still be 0k.
- Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why do chemists like nitrates? Because they're cheaper than day rates.
- Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:11 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did one ion say to the other? I've got my ion you.
- Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:47 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A 1 molar solution.
- Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:34 pm
- Forum: Significant Figures
- Topic: Why are sig figs important?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 16087
Re: Why are sig figs important?
Sig figs tell us where to round in the context of the problem. For example, if larger units with less sig figs are used, then the overall calculation would reflect this and in areas where small, precise measurements are used, it tells us where to cut off so instead of worrying about every digit we k...
- Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:26 pm
- Forum: Properties of Electrons
- Topic: History of experiments on the model of atom
- Replies: 7
- Views: 793
Re: History of experiments on the model of atom
I'm pretty sure this class is more based on concepts and calculation instead of history so you're probably good.
- Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:21 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
- Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:11 pm
- Forum: Photoelectric Effect
- Topic: Planck's Constant
- Replies: 4
- Views: 640
Re: Planck's Constant
As a constant, the number really doesn't have a specific reason for being what it is except for the fact it links the other two variables and was probably determined through experimentation. It is similar to how the speed of light is 3x10^8. Similarly, using this variable it is possible to get one o...
- Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:06 pm
- Forum: Balancing Chemical Reactions
- Topic: Balancing the Equation
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1169
Re: Balancing the Equation
What I like to do is write out the total number of each atom before balancing on each side, then see how the number of atoms changes with different coefficients. If I right down enough of these usually the answer is apparent.
- Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said NaBrO