Anyone know any jokes about the element sodium?
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- Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
My name is Bond
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Covalent Bond.
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Covalent Bond.
- Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:05 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
A: To become a buffer solution!
- Sun Jun 03, 2018 5:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you hear that Anion broke up with Cation? Always makes me cry.
- Sun Jun 03, 2018 5:05 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Every dipole has its moment!
- Sun Jun 03, 2018 5:05 pm
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Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down!
- Mon May 28, 2018 12:24 am
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite element? (your victim may assume "arrrrgon".)
A: Gold.
A: Gold.
- Mon May 28, 2018 12:23 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.
A: If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium.
- Mon May 28, 2018 12:23 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Sun May 20, 2018 8:44 pm
- Forum: Lewis Structures
- Topic: chapter 3 hw #57 question
- Replies: 5
- Views: 725
chapter 3 hw #57 question
For part C of question number 57 you have to write the lewis structure for a perchlorate ion. My question is why can't the chlorine atom form four double bonds with all of the oxygens so that the oxygens all have a zero formal charge?
- Sun May 20, 2018 8:41 pm
- Forum: Lewis Structures
- Topic: Chapter 3 homework #33
- Replies: 1
- Views: 340
Chapter 3 homework #33
Question #33: write the lewis structure of C) ONF and D) NF3
Why does the nitrogen atom form a double bond with oxygen in part C but in part D the nitrogen atom has a lone pair but does not form a double bond with the fluorine atom?
Why does the nitrogen atom form a double bond with oxygen in part C but in part D the nitrogen atom has a lone pair but does not form a double bond with the fluorine atom?
- Sun May 20, 2018 4:36 pm
- Forum: Lewis Structures
- Topic: 3.55
- Replies: 6
- Views: 565
Re: 3.55
BrO IS a radical because it has an odd number of valence electrons, but I think you are confusing #55 and #56 as part D for #55 is not BrO and that is instead part D for #56. Hope that helps! :)
- Sun May 13, 2018 9:13 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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- Sun May 13, 2018 9:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything.
- Sun May 13, 2018 9:07 pm
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What kind of dogs do chemists have? Laboratory retrievers.
- Sun May 06, 2018 4:22 pm
- Forum: Limiting Reactant Calculations
- Topic: Test #1 Question 6 Part B [ENDORSED]
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Test #1 Question 6 Part B [ENDORSED]
Question: CO + 2O2 --> CO2+ O3 A) if a car releases 100g of CO in a garage containing 100g O2, what is the limiting reactant? B) what mass of reactant will be leftover? So I understand how to find the limiting reactant and I found that it was O2 in this problem that was limiting, but I am unsure of ...
- Sun May 06, 2018 4:19 pm
- Forum: Empirical & Molecular Formulas
- Topic: Test #1 Question 7 mass percentage
- Replies: 2
- Views: 686
Test #1 Question 7 mass percentage
Question 7: Determine the empirical formula for an organic compound that when burned in the presence of oxygen formed 69.4g CO2 and 17.05g of H2O. What is the mass percentage of carbon and hydrogen in the sample?
Does anyone have the correct answers for this problem?
Does anyone have the correct answers for this problem?
- Sun May 06, 2018 4:17 pm
- Forum: Molarity, Solutions, Dilutions
- Topic: Test #1 Question 1 part B
- Replies: 1
- Views: 389
Test #1 Question 1 part B
QUESTION1: A) A solution of sodium carbonate is prepared by dissolving 4g of salt to 1L water. What is the concentration of sodium ions for the above solution? B) The above solution is diluted with 1L of 0.200 M sodium chloride solution. What is the concentration of sodium ions after the dilution? S...
- Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
- Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avocados number.
A: Avocados number.
- Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:29 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
- Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:18 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:11 pm
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Q: What did one charged atom say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.
A: I've got my ion you.
- Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:10 pm
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Q: What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A: A laboratory retriever
A: A laboratory retriever
- Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:12 pm
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: hw chapter 1 question 11
- Replies: 3
- Views: 395
hw chapter 1 question 11
ch1 question 11: what is common to the lines within a series that makes grouping them together logical?
Can someone explain the answer to this question?
Can someone explain the answer to this question?
- Sun Apr 15, 2018 4:30 pm
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: HW ch1 question 5
- Replies: 3
- Views: 352
HW ch1 question 5
How do you find the increasing order of energy of radiation for the photons listed in question 5 from the ch1 hw?
- Sun Apr 15, 2018 4:21 pm
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: HW chapter 1 question 3
- Replies: 5
- Views: 584
HW chapter 1 question 3
For question 3 in chapter 1's homework, why is C the correct answer?
- Sun Apr 15, 2018 4:20 pm
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: HW chapter 1 question 3
- Replies: 2
- Views: 384
HW chapter 1 question 3
For question 3 in chapter 1's homework, why is A not the correct answer?
- Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:10 am
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: Chemistry Review Section E
- Replies: 4
- Views: 530
Chemistry Review Section E
For #23 in Section E is finding the number of copper2+ ions the same as finding the number of moles?
- Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:05 am
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: Chemistry Review Section E
- Replies: 4
- Views: 439
Chemistry Review Section E
For section E #21, what are formula units and why are the answers that are in formula units the same as the answers that are in molecules?