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by arina_m 1A
Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:01 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

A: Ask how to pronounce the word “unionized”.
by arina_m 1A
Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

A: two-Na
by arina_m 1A
Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
by arina_m 1A
Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Helium walks into a bar,
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
by arina_m 1A
Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI :)
by arina_m 1A
Sun May 27, 2018 8:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion.
by arina_m 1A
Sun May 27, 2018 7:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
by arina_m 1A
Sun May 27, 2018 7:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
by arina_m 1A
Sun May 20, 2018 10:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H20 cubed.
by arina_m 1A
Sun May 20, 2018 10:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates. :)
by arina_m 1A
Sun May 13, 2018 10:02 pm
Forum: Properties of Electrons
Topic: Electromagnetic radiation
Replies: 3
Views: 134

Re: Electromagnetic radiation

For further information you might wanna look at the part in the book that explains the photoelectric effect which is essentially used to demonstrate that light exhibits the properties of particles.
Good luck!
by arina_m 1A
Sun May 13, 2018 9:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why does a pound of hamburger have less energy than a pound of steak?

Because its in the ground state.
by arina_m 1A
Sun May 13, 2018 9:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

-Did you hear that joke about sodium?
-Naaaa
by arina_m 1A
Sun May 13, 2018 9:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know you could cool yourself to -237.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0k?
by arina_m 1A
Sun May 06, 2018 10:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemistry Pickup Line:

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium?

Because you're BeAuTi-ful
by arina_m 1A
Sun May 06, 2018 9:51 pm
Forum: Electron Configurations for Multi-Electron Atoms
Topic: Electron Configuration-(Sn)
Replies: 5
Views: 190

Electron Configuration-(Sn)

During lecture of Friday, Dr. Lavelle said that the electron configuration of Tin (Sn) was [Kr]4d^10 5s^2 5p^2 why do we write it in this order? Would [Kr]5s^2 4d^10 5p^2 be considered wrong?
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium.

What do you do with a wounded chemist?

Helium.

A sick chemist?

Curium.
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I tried to make a good chemistry joke...

But there was no reaction :(
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:30 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: HW Q
Replies: 3
Views: 152

Re: HW Q

When identifying wavelengths with the Balmer and Lyman series we can always assume that the n1 for the Balmer series will be n1=2 and for the Lyman series it will be n1=1 this identifies the starting energy levels. From the book: "The Balmer series consists of the lines with n1=2 (and n2 = 3,4,...
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:22 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Energy difference in excited electrons
Replies: 3
Views: 99

Re: Energy difference in excited electrons

It really depends on how much information the problem gives you and which values of variables you are asked to find because you need certain components to be able to solve and find certain values. Most often you will only be required to find one component while being given the rest, and in these cas...
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 785676

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did C14 do for Valentine's Day?

He went carbon dating :)
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:59 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Question 1.3 [ENDORSED]
Replies: 6
Views: 176

Re: Question 1.3 [ENDORSED]

With regards to this question, how exactly would the decrease in the frequency of electromagnetic radiation contribute to a decrease in the extent of the change in the electrical field? I can understand how these two aspects are related but why does the decrease in frequency affect the electrical fi...
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:30 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Electromagnetic Spectrum [ENDORSED]
Replies: 7
Views: 177

Re: Electromagnetic Spectrum [ENDORSED]

I also had a question regarding this, If we find a certain wavelength or frequency will we be expected to identify the wave or even the color of visible light who's wave corresponds with this wavelength and frequency without access to some sort of chart which can help us find the right answer? (I on...
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:58 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Series of light
Replies: 4
Views: 131

Re: Series of light

The Balmer series consists of the lines with n1=2 and is used for the lines in the visible light region of the electromagnetic spectrum while the Lyman series is a set of lines in the ultraviolet region of the spectrum with n1=1.
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:53 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Wavelength [ENDORSED]
Replies: 9
Views: 237

Re: Wavelength [ENDORSED]

The measure of the wavelength can be from any point on the wave to that exact point one period later however I think we use peak to peak because it can be the most accurate approximation of the wavelength since it is easier to pinpoint the same location a period later when its on the peak.
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:43 pm
Forum: Balancing Chemical Reactions
Topic: Trick to balance?
Replies: 5
Views: 243

Re: Trick to balance?

I always try to find the element that has an odd coefficient and multiply it by the easiest way of making it even which is usually the number 2. I also try out different scenarios so if I've already placed the two there I look at the equation as a whole and try to balance the other elements if this ...
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:27 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Properties of Light
Replies: 4
Views: 93

Re: Properties of Light

I believe that the speed of visible light we should know c=3.00 x 10^8 which is one of the things they made us memorize in high school as well but as far as the diameter of an atom I don't think we're expected to memorize. Also, I'm not sure what you mean by the number associated with the human eye?
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:22 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: 1.3 Atomic Spectra- Rydberg's equation
Replies: 3
Views: 88

1.3 Atomic Spectra- Rydberg's equation

Within this section(1.3 Atomic Spectra), we are using Rydberg's equation v= R(1/(n1)^2 - 1/(n2)^2) to find a certain frequency but I'm not sure I understand what wave's frequency it is that we are trying to calculate? And how exactly the components of the formula contribute to finding this frequency?
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:14 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Wavelength and frequency proportions [ENDORSED]
Replies: 5
Views: 116

Re: Wavelength and frequency proportions [ENDORSED]

What Dr. Lavelle was drawing attention to was the relationship in which wavelength and frequency are inversely proportional to one another. This is why when one is equal to 2 the other is equal to 1/2. You can think of it as v=1/lamda (sorry I don't have the symbol) or frequency=1/wavelength.
by arina_m 1A
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:08 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Difference between wave model and particle model? [ENDORSED]
Replies: 6
Views: 1040

Re: Difference between wave model and particle model? [ENDORSED]

Well essentially the two models are unrelated yet both can be applied to electromagnetic radiation because the observation of the photoelectric effect strongly supports the particle model which shows that electromagnetic radiation consists of photons that behave like particles while the observation ...

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