Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state
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- Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:51 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:50 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
- Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:50 pm
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you may as well barium
- Mon May 28, 2018 10:41 pm
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
One molar solution.
- Mon May 28, 2018 10:40 pm
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Mon May 28, 2018 10:40 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything...
- Mon May 21, 2018 8:36 pm
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe
HeHe
- Mon May 21, 2018 8:35 pm
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI
CSI
- Mon May 21, 2018 8:35 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
- Mon May 14, 2018 4:36 pm
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- Mon May 14, 2018 4:35 pm
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- Mon May 14, 2018 4:34 pm
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- Mon May 07, 2018 11:45 am
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Mon May 07, 2018 11:44 am
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
This hurt
- Mon May 07, 2018 11:44 am
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- Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:32 pm
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- Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:31 pm
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- Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:30 pm
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- Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:13 pm
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- Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:12 pm
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- Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:11 pm
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- Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:29 pm
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A cation is an ion with a paw-sitive charge
- Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:25 pm
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Chemistry jokes are sodium funny!
I slapped my neon that one!!!
I slapped my neon that one!!!
- Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:24 pm
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How often do I tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically
Periodically
- Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:31 pm
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I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything
- Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:22 pm
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: Speed of light wavelength equation [ENDORSED]
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Re: Speed of light wavelength equation [ENDORSED]
Since the value of c is a constant should we memorize it for exams or will the its value be provided during?
- Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:18 pm
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: Homework? [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1087
Re: Homework? [ENDORSED]
For the homework does it matter how many we do from each outline (like 3 from outline 1 and 4 from outline 2) or is it just a matter of personal preference?
- Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:45 pm
- Forum: Balancing Chemical Reactions
- Topic: How to know the state of the molecules [ENDORSED]
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Re: How to know the state of the molecules [ENDORSED]
When given on exams, should we include the state of molecules in the final answer in order to avoid missing out on points, even if they are not necessary to know in order actually balance the equation?
Thanks
Thanks
- Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:41 pm
- Forum: Significant Figures
- Topic: Sig Figs [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 9
- Views: 985
Re: Sig Figs [ENDORSED]
Hi!
So just to be clear, significant figures will definitely start counting for points on the exams starting with the second in discussion exam?
Thanks
So just to be clear, significant figures will definitely start counting for points on the exams starting with the second in discussion exam?
Thanks
- Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:35 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Study Group
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Re: Study Group
Hi!
I'm interested in joining this study group, is there a groupme or something of the like being made for easier communication of the meeting place every week?
Thanks!
I'm interested in joining this study group, is there a groupme or something of the like being made for easier communication of the meeting place every week?
Thanks!