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by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:31 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Claire Aseremo 1D wrote:
Sarah Zhao 4C wrote:
Julia Cheng 4C wrote:What’s the funniest chemistry joke?

My final grade - don’t you C?


It just wasn't meant to B.


Is this A joke?


It is D best.
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:26 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What’s the funniest chemistry joke?

My final grade - don’t you C?
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:24 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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How did the ion cross the road?

It didn’t. It used the salt bridge instead!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:22 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Where was the salt bridge sent when it committed a crime?

The galvanic cells
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:05 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Got mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 602-1023!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What do you do with a dead chemist?
You barium
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get out of here!"
by Julia Cheng 4C
Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:09 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What is CH2O called?

Seawater!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:07 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I'm out of good chemistry jokes...
I should zinc of some new ones
by Julia Cheng 4C
Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:06 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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You must be a compound of beryllium and barium because you're a real BaBe
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:49 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Why is it best to teach thermodynamics on a cliff?

Because there's more potential there!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:48 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:48 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What does it mean when electrons lose energy?

They're Bohr-ed!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:46 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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I told my friend a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction...
by Julia Cheng 4C
Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:42 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Are you a carbon sample? Because I'd like to date you.
by Julia Cheng 4C
Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:40 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:12 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?

Because it’s in the ground state!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:11 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?

Becauze you’re FINe!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:10 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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I dare you to lower your body temperature to absolute zero.

I promise you’ll be 0K!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Entropy: it’s not what it used to be.
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Beware of enthalpy pirates!
They’ll steal all your joules
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

All of my good chemistry jokes argon, so I had to resort to this basic one.
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemistry jokes are funny periodically, but physics jokes have more potential.
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Why aren't chemists able to prank their friends?

Because they lack the element of surprise
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends argon
by Julia Cheng 4C
Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Can you take me to a place with no electrons?

Yep, I node way
by Julia Cheng 4C
Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He couldn't put it down!

hehe
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What's Iron Man's favorite amusement park ride?

A ferrous wheel!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Somebody threw sodium chloride at me.

I yelled, "That's a salt!"
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:26 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemistry jokes are boron, but physics jokes have potential!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?

OMg!!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a beer?
The barman says "For you, no charge!"
by Julia Cheng 4C
Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff
by Julia Cheng 4C
Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What did cobalt and aluminum get for Christmas?

CoAl! :(
by Julia Cheng 4C
Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Do you know any sodium jokes?

Na
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What would you call a remake of the film Tron?

neutron!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?

2Na!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light!"
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walking into the bar?

OH SNaP!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What show does cesium and iodine love to watch together?

CsI!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What's a cation?

An ion with a paws-itive charge!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:13 pm
Forum: Bond Lengths & Energies
Topic: Dipole Moment Units
Replies: 3
Views: 81

Re: Dipole Moment Units

What is an electric dipole moment?
by Julia Cheng 4C
Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:06 pm
Forum: Bond Lengths & Energies
Topic: Bond Energy
Replies: 2
Views: 53

Bond Energy

How do you calculate bond dissociation energy?
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:08 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

h2o-cubed!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:06 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What do you call a joke that has cobalt, radon, and yttrium in it?

CoRnY!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:04 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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How did the political science major define free radical on his chemistry exam?

A wild protestor.
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Why did carbon marry hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees!"
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A mole of moles would collapse under its own weight and become a black mole.
by Julia Cheng 4C
Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?

Because they lack the element of surprise!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you're sodium fine!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're CuTe!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I heard organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Why are chemists great at solving problems?

They have all the solutions!
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:41 pm
Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
Topic: How does grading for discussion posts work?
Replies: 73
Views: 1836

Re: How does grading for discussion posts work?

How does our TA know if we posted? Were we supposed to give them our username?
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:04 pm
Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
Topic: Modules?
Replies: 8
Views: 144

Re: Modules?

The modules are a good way to practice the topics we’re learning in lecture that will be on the tests and quizzes, but they aren’t mandatory and don’t count towards our grade.
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

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Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
by Julia Cheng 4C
Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 825509

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.

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