Claire Aseremo 1D wrote:Sarah Zhao 4C wrote:Julia Cheng 4C wrote:What’s the funniest chemistry joke?
My final grade - don’t you C?
It just wasn't meant to B.
Is this A joke?
It is D best.
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- Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:31 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
It is D best.
- Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:26 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What’s the funniest chemistry joke?
My final grade - don’t you C?
My final grade - don’t you C?
- Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:24 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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How did the ion cross the road?
It didn’t. It used the salt bridge instead!
It didn’t. It used the salt bridge instead!
- Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:22 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Where was the salt bridge sent when it committed a crime?
The galvanic cells
The galvanic cells
- Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:05 pm
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Got mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 602-1023!
Call Avogadro at 602-1023!
- Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:03 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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What do you do with a dead chemist?
You barium
You barium
- Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:02 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get out of here!"
- Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:09 am
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What is CH2O called?
Seawater!
Seawater!
- Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:07 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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I'm out of good chemistry jokes...
I should zinc of some new ones
I should zinc of some new ones
- Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:06 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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You must be a compound of beryllium and barium because you're a real BaBe
- Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:49 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Why is it best to teach thermodynamics on a cliff?
Because there's more potential there!
Because there's more potential there!
- Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:48 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
- Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:48 am
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What does it mean when electrons lose energy?
They're Bohr-ed!
They're Bohr-ed!
- Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:46 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I told my friend a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction...
- Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:42 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Are you a carbon sample? Because I'd like to date you.
- Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:40 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together
- Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:12 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?
Because it’s in the ground state!
Because it’s in the ground state!
- Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:11 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?
Becauze you’re FINe!
Becauze you’re FINe!
- Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:10 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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I dare you to lower your body temperature to absolute zero.
I promise you’ll be 0K!
I promise you’ll be 0K!
- Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:34 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Entropy: it’s not what it used to be.
- Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:34 pm
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Beware of enthalpy pirates!
They’ll steal all your joules
They’ll steal all your joules
- Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:33 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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All of my good chemistry jokes argon, so I had to resort to this basic one.
- Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:23 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Chemistry jokes are funny periodically, but physics jokes have more potential.
- Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why aren't chemists able to prank their friends?
Because they lack the element of surprise
Because they lack the element of surprise
- Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:21 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Because it was polar!
Because it was polar!
- Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:42 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends argon
Because all his friends argon
- Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:41 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Can you take me to a place with no electrons?
Yep, I node way
Yep, I node way
- Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He couldn't put it down!
hehe
He couldn't put it down!
hehe
- Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What's Iron Man's favorite amusement park ride?
A ferrous wheel!
A ferrous wheel!
- Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:11 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Somebody threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, "That's a salt!"
I yelled, "That's a salt!"
- Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:10 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you!
I've got my ion you!
- Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:26 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Chemistry jokes are boron, but physics jokes have potential!
- Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?
OMg!!
OMg!!
- Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:20 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a beer?
The barman says "For you, no charge!"
The barman says "For you, no charge!"
- Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:57 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff
Because it's pretty basic stuff
- Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:52 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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What did cobalt and aluminum get for Christmas?
CoAl! :(
CoAl! :(
- Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:51 pm
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Do you know any sodium jokes?
Na
Na
- Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:44 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What would you call a remake of the film Tron?
neutron!
neutron!
- Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
2Na!
2Na!
- Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:37 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He says, "No, I'm traveling light!"
He says, "No, I'm traveling light!"
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:55 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.
He's 0K now.
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:42 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walking into the bar?
OH SNaP!
OH SNaP!
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:36 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What show does cesium and iodine love to watch together?
CsI!
CsI!
- Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:12 pm
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What's a cation?
An ion with a paws-itive charge!
An ion with a paws-itive charge!
- Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:13 pm
- Forum: Bond Lengths & Energies
- Topic: Dipole Moment Units
- Replies: 3
- Views: 411
Re: Dipole Moment Units
What is an electric dipole moment?
- Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:06 pm
- Forum: Bond Lengths & Energies
- Topic: Bond Energy
- Replies: 2
- Views: 266
Bond Energy
How do you calculate bond dissociation energy?
- Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:08 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
h2o-cubed!
h2o-cubed!
- Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:06 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call a joke that has cobalt, radon, and yttrium in it?
CoRnY!
CoRnY!
- Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:04 am
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How did the political science major define free radical on his chemistry exam?
A wild protestor.
A wild protestor.
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:13 pm
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Why did carbon marry hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met!
They bonded well from the minute they met!
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:12 pm
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees!"
"You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees!"
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:08 pm
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A mole of moles would collapse under its own weight and become a black mole.
- Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:51 pm
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Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?
Because they lack the element of surprise!
Because they lack the element of surprise!
- Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:50 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you're sodium fine!
Cause you're sodium fine!
- Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:39 pm
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You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're CuTe!
- Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:53 pm
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I heard organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:50 pm
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Why are chemists great at solving problems?
They have all the solutions!
They have all the solutions!
- Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:41 pm
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: How does grading for discussion posts work?
- Replies: 80
- Views: 8773
Re: How does grading for discussion posts work?
How does our TA know if we posted? Were we supposed to give them our username?
- Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:04 pm
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: Modules?
- Replies: 8
- Views: 726
Re: Modules?
The modules are a good way to practice the topics we’re learning in lecture that will be on the tests and quizzes, but they aren’t mandatory and don’t count towards our grade.
- Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
- Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:34 pm
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.
It went OK.