Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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- Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:45 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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- Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:42 pm
- Forum: Calculating pH or pOH for Strong & Weak Acids & Bases
- Topic: Kw
- Replies: 3
- Views: 372
Re: Kw
Is Pka different from kw?
- Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:33 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Class Grading 2
- Replies: 4
- Views: 509
Re: Class Grading 2
Does anyone know what the cutoff for getting an A is?
- Sat Dec 01, 2018 4:35 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Are made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?
Because you are F-I-Ne.
Because you are F-I-Ne.
- Tue Nov 27, 2018 6:46 pm
- Forum: Dipole Moments
- Topic: LDF
- Replies: 5
- Views: 552
Re: LDF
Why do all molecules have LDFs?
- Tue Nov 27, 2018 6:44 pm
- Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
- Topic: Molecular Shape
- Replies: 4
- Views: 343
Re: Molecular Shape
How can you tell whether the compound is polar or nonpolar based on the shape of the Lewis structure?
- Tue Nov 27, 2018 6:35 pm
- Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
- Topic: Molecular Shape
- Replies: 4
- Views: 343
Re: Molecular Shape
It just depends on which bond it is because the strongest bond is ion-ion, hydrogen bond, ion-dipole, dipole-dipole, dipole-induced dipole, and London Dispersion Forces which is the weakest bond. This is just an order from strongest to weakest which you can just memorize.
- Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:44 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy?
Because it’s pretty basic stuff.
Because it’s pretty basic stuff.
- Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:44 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
If H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4?
Drinking, bathing, and lots of other daily activities.
Drinking, bathing, and lots of other daily activities.
- Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:42 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Views: 3007525
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.
It was CoRnY.
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 6:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 6:08 pm
- Forum: Lewis Structures
- Topic: Noble Gas Valence Electrons
- Replies: 3
- Views: 405
Re: Noble Gas Valence Electrons
You know to add more than 8 electrins to the central atom if all the surrounding atoms already have a full octet and even after filling the octet of each atom you have extra electron left over. Most likely the extra electrons will be added to the central atom if it is in period three and can hold mo...
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 6:03 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Thanksgiving week
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1279
Re: Thanksgiving week
Is that for all lectures or just one because he said he had three announcements but never got to them in lecture 1? If so do you know what the other two announcements are?
- Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:15 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
- Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:06 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Thanksgiving Week
- Replies: 2
- Views: 339
Re: Thanksgiving Week
There will be lecture on Wednesday and the discussions on Tuesday and Wednesday, but the discussions on Thursday and Friday will be cancelled.
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:54 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, "For you, NO CHARGE."
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:50 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
If Avogadro calls tell him to leave his number.
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3007525
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I'm all out of chemistry jokes, I should zinc of a new one.
- Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
A: BaNa2
- Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
How about the chemical workers are they unIONized ?
- Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:26 pm
- Forum: DeBroglie Equation
- Topic: Modules for Test 2
- Replies: 2
- Views: 413
Re: Modules for Test 2
There's a photoelectric effect module, atomic spectra, wave properties of electrons and the De Broglie Equation, and Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle modules are the ones that cover topics that are on this test.
- Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:41 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What type of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
A: Laboratory Retrievers
- Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:35 pm
- Forum: DeBroglie Equation
- Topic: Equivalent Equations
- Replies: 2
- Views: 339
Re: Equivalent Equations
The given information should guide you through which equation to use. For example, if given the velocity then you can use (h/mv)=lambda since you already know the mass of the electron.
- Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:29 pm
- Forum: *Particle in a Box
- Topic: Hw assignment?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1267
Re: Hw assignment?
You still do quantum world homework problems because we haven't even started going over the Chemical Principles. You could try doing them to get ahead but most likely we will be doing that section for two weeks as well.
- Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:28 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Do you have mole problems?
A: If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023
A: If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023
- Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:25 pm
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: Units
- Replies: 8
- Views: 604
Re: Units
You don't have to put units throughout your work as long as you have the correct units at the end, but including the units can help you if a TA is correcting your work then you can get partial credit if you didn't have the correct units at the end.
- Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:53 pm
- Forum: General Science Questions
- Topic: First Quiz
- Replies: 1
- Views: 319
Re: First Quiz
You will get the test back after a week, so you can ask the TAs questions but i doubt they will go over the whole test.
- Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:50 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3007525
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I try to tell good chemistry jokes but there's not reaction.
- Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:46 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Have you heard about the one a chemist that was reading a book about helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down.
A: He just couldn't put it down.
- Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:38 pm
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: Homework Grading Clarification [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 8
- Views: 873
Re: Homework Grading Clarification [ENDORSED]
We do not get partial credit for our homework problems but if you want to check your answers the answers are in the solution manual and some questions even have the work for it.