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Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Is Pka different from kw?

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Does anyone know what the cutoff for getting an A is?

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Are made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?
Because you are F-I-Ne.

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Why do all molecules have LDFs?

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How can you tell whether the compound is polar or nonpolar based on the shape of the Lewis structure?

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

It just depends on which bond it is because the strongest bond is ion-ion, hydrogen bond, ion-dipole, dipole-dipole, dipole-induced dipole, and London Dispersion Forces which is the weakest bond. This is just an order from strongest to weakest which you can just memorize.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy?
Because it’s pretty basic stuff.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

If H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4?
Drinking, bathing, and lots of other daily activities.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

You know to add more than 8 electrins to the central atom if all the surrounding atoms already have a full octet and even after filling the octet of each atom you have extra electron left over. Most likely the extra electrons will be added to the central atom if it is in period three and can hold mo...

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

Is that for all lectures or just one because he said he had three announcements but never got to them in lecture 1? If so do you know what the other two announcements are?

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

There will be lecture on Wednesday and the discussions on Tuesday and Wednesday, but the discussions on Thursday and Friday will be cancelled.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, "For you, NO CHARGE."

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

If Avogadro calls tell him to leave his number.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

I'm all out of chemistry jokes, I should zinc of a new one.

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

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How about the chemical workers are they unIONized ?

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There's a photoelectric effect module, atomic spectra, wave properties of electrons and the De Broglie Equation, and Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle modules are the ones that cover topics that are on this test.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

Q: What type of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

The given information should guide you through which equation to use. For example, if given the velocity then you can use (h/mv)=lambda since you already know the mass of the electron.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

You still do quantum world homework problems because we haven't even started going over the Chemical Principles. You could try doing them to get ahead but most likely we will be doing that section for two weeks as well.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

Q: Do you have mole problems?
A: If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

You don't have to put units throughout your work as long as you have the correct units at the end, but including the units can help you if a TA is correcting your work then you can get partial credit if you didn't have the correct units at the end.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

You will get the test back after a week, so you can ask the TAs questions but i doubt they will go over the whole test.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

I try to tell good chemistry jokes but there's not reaction.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

Q: Have you heard about the one a chemist that was reading a book about helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down.

Pooja Sheladiya 1L

We do not get partial credit for our homework problems but if you want to check your answers the answers are in the solution manual and some questions even have the work for it.

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