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by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:35 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Julia Cheng 4C wrote:
Claire Aseremo 1D wrote:
Sarah Zhao 4C wrote:
It just wasn't meant to B.


Is this A joke?


It is D best!


F that.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:29 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Sarah Zhao 4C wrote:
Julia Cheng 4C wrote:What’s the funniest chemistry joke?

My final grade - don’t you C?


It just wasn't meant to B.


Is this A joke?
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I lost another electron. You really have to keep an ion them.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:46 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Final Grade View
Replies: 7
Views: 202

Re: Final Grade View

In a couple weeks?
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:45 pm
Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
Topic: AX3E
Replies: 18
Views: 186

Re: AX3E

Trigonal pyrimidal. Four areas of electron density, one of which being a lone pair.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:19 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Don’t worry. Oxidents happen.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:15 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Jokes about Na are sodium funny!
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:14 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What type of tree did the scientist get for Christmas?

A chemisTREE
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:12 am
Forum: Hybridization
Topic: Double and Triple Bonds
Replies: 17
Views: 153

Re: Double and Triple Bonds

No, because the number of areas of electron density remains the same.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:46 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:45 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:44 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? A: “You May have graduated, but I’ve got many degrees.”
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:42 pm
Forum: Dipole Moments
Topic: Test
Replies: 15
Views: 203

Re: Test

I believe it's week 9.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:21 pm
Forum: Ionic & Covalent Bonds
Topic: Chem Midterm
Replies: 13
Views: 135

Re: Chem Midterm

Avery Zuelch 1D wrote:Do you guys know how many points total you can get taken off of the midterm if you miss sig figs and units, but get all of the math/concepts right?


One of the TA’s said it will be around 4 points for sig figs.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:20 pm
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: Expanded octets? + other octet exceptions
Replies: 3
Views: 45

Re: Expanded octets? + other octet exceptions

At the 4:30 review session, the TA mentioned that S, P, and Cl are exceptions and can have expanded octets.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:17 pm
Forum: Resonance Structures
Topic: Most Stable Configuration
Replies: 11
Views: 164

Re: Most Stable Configuration

All the formal charges must be closest to 0 for the most stable.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A proton and a neutron were walking down the street. The proton says, "Stop, I dropped an electron. Help me look for it." The neutron asks, "Are you sure?" The proton replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What element derives from a Norse go.d? Thorium
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:23 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:22 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:21 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why couldn't the photon go to sleep? Because it was full of energy.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Julia Cheng 1B wrote:Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.


He He ;)
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7337
Views: 823843

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Where do atoms gather to eat dinner?

The periodic table!
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:21 pm
Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
Topic: Modules?
Replies: 8
Views: 132

Re: Modules?

They are just for us to use to study. On the assessment, it states: "performance on the assessment is in no way linked to course grade. Other than being enrolled in Chem 14A, we have no idea who is taking the assessments."
by Claire Aseremo 1D
Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:16 pm
Forum: Significant Figures
Topic: Rounding numbers ending in 5
Replies: 9
Views: 105

Re: Rounding numbers ending in 5

I can't really think of why the even number would be favored. I would just round up to the next number (2.7).

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