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- Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:52 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I lost another electron. You really have to keep an ion them.
- Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:46 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Final Grade View
- Replies: 7
- Views: 149
Re: Final Grade View
In a couple weeks?
- Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:45 pm
- Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
- Topic: AX3E
- Replies: 18
- Views: 89
Re: AX3E
Trigonal pyrimidal. Four areas of electron density, one of which being a lone pair.
- Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:19 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Don’t worry. Oxidents happen.
- Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:15 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Jokes about Na are sodium funny!
- Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:14 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What type of tree did the scientist get for Christmas?
A chemisTREE
A chemisTREE
- Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:12 am
- Forum: Hybridization
- Topic: Double and Triple Bonds
- Replies: 17
- Views: 60
Re: Double and Triple Bonds
No, because the number of areas of electron density remains the same.
- Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:46 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
- Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:45 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
- Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:44 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
- Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
- Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? A: “You May have graduated, but I’ve got many degrees.”
- Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:46 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.
It was CoRnY.
- Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:45 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
- Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:42 pm
- Forum: Dipole Moments
- Topic: Test
- Replies: 15
- Views: 130
Re: Test
I believe it's week 9.
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:21 pm
- Forum: Ionic & Covalent Bonds
- Topic: Chem Midterm
- Replies: 13
- Views: 98
Re: Chem Midterm
Avery Zuelch 1D wrote:Do you guys know how many points total you can get taken off of the midterm if you miss sig figs and units, but get all of the math/concepts right?
One of the TA’s said it will be around 4 points for sig figs.
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:20 pm
- Forum: Lewis Structures
- Topic: Expanded octets? + other octet exceptions
- Replies: 3
- Views: 40
Re: Expanded octets? + other octet exceptions
At the 4:30 review session, the TA mentioned that S, P, and Cl are exceptions and can have expanded octets.
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:17 pm
- Forum: Resonance Structures
- Topic: Most Stable Configuration
- Replies: 11
- Views: 92
Re: Most Stable Configuration
All the formal charges must be closest to 0 for the most stable.
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:10 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A proton and a neutron were walking down the street. The proton says, "Stop, I dropped an electron. Help me look for it." The neutron asks, "Are you sure?" The proton replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:09 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What element derives from a Norse go.d? Thorium
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:09 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:23 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium
- Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
- Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:21 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.
- Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:18 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why couldn't the photon go to sleep? Because it was full of energy.
- Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:16 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:16 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
- Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:16 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Julia Cheng 1B wrote:Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
He He ;)
- Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:11 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771940
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Where do atoms gather to eat dinner?
The periodic table!
The periodic table!
- Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:21 pm
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: Modules?
- Replies: 8
- Views: 85
Re: Modules?
They are just for us to use to study. On the assessment, it states: "performance on the assessment is in no way linked to course grade. Other than being enrolled in Chem 14A, we have no idea who is taking the assessments."
- Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:16 pm
- Forum: Significant Figures
- Topic: Rounding numbers ending in 5
- Replies: 9
- Views: 70
Re: Rounding numbers ending in 5
I can't really think of why the even number would be favored. I would just round up to the next number (2.7).