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Claire Aseremo 1D

Julia Cheng 4C wrote:
Claire Aseremo 1D wrote:
Sarah Zhao 4C wrote:
It just wasn't meant to B.

Is this A joke?

It is D best!

F that.

Claire Aseremo 1D

Sarah Zhao 4C wrote:
Julia Cheng 4C wrote:What’s the funniest chemistry joke?

My final grade - don’t you C?

It just wasn't meant to B.

Is this A joke?

Claire Aseremo 1D

I lost another electron. You really have to keep an ion them.

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In a couple weeks?

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Trigonal pyrimidal. Four areas of electron density, one of which being a lone pair.

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Don’t worry. Oxidents happen.

Claire Aseremo 1D

Jokes about Na are sodium funny!

Claire Aseremo 1D

What type of tree did the scientist get for Christmas?

A chemisTREE

Claire Aseremo 1D

No, because the number of areas of electron density remains the same.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Claire Aseremo 1D

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Claire Aseremo 1D

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Claire Aseremo 1D

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na

Claire Aseremo 1D

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

Claire Aseremo 1D

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? A: “You May have graduated, but I’ve got many degrees.”

Claire Aseremo 1D

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.

Claire Aseremo 1D

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.

Claire Aseremo 1D

I believe it's week 9.

Claire Aseremo 1D

Avery Zuelch 1D wrote:Do you guys know how many points total you can get taken off of the midterm if you miss sig figs and units, but get all of the math/concepts right?

One of the TA’s said it will be around 4 points for sig figs.

Claire Aseremo 1D

At the 4:30 review session, the TA mentioned that S, P, and Cl are exceptions and can have expanded octets.

Claire Aseremo 1D

All the formal charges must be closest to 0 for the most stable.

Claire Aseremo 1D

A proton and a neutron were walking down the street. The proton says, "Stop, I dropped an electron. Help me look for it." The neutron asks, "Are you sure?" The proton replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

Claire Aseremo 1D

What element derives from a Norse go.d? Thorium

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium

Claire Aseremo 1D

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

Claire Aseremo 1D

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.

Claire Aseremo 1D

Why couldn't the photon go to sleep? Because it was full of energy.

Claire Aseremo 1D

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Claire Aseremo 1D

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

Claire Aseremo 1D

Julia Cheng 1B wrote:Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

He He ;)

Claire Aseremo 1D

Where do atoms gather to eat dinner?

The periodic table!

Claire Aseremo 1D

They are just for us to use to study. On the assessment, it states: "performance on the assessment is in no way linked to course grade. Other than being enrolled in Chem 14A, we have no idea who is taking the assessments."

Claire Aseremo 1D

I can't really think of why the even number would be favored. I would just round up to the next number (2.7).

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