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by Emilia z
Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
by Emilia z
Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
by Emilia z
Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
by Emilia z
Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine.
by Emilia z
Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
by Emilia z
Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I know a guy who cooled himself to -273.15C.
He was 0k.
by Emilia z
Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bar tender how much for a soft drink. The bartender replies, "for you, no charge!"
by Emilia z
Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? a one molar solution
by Emilia z
Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two men walk into a bar. the first man orders H2O, the second man asks for "H2O too". the second man dies.
by Emilia z
Thu Feb 21, 2019 3:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemistry Community is such a great resource so I only try to post jokes periodically
by Emilia z
Thu Feb 21, 2019 3:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

^ I slapped my Neon that one
by Emilia z
Thu Feb 21, 2019 3:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Wow, chemistry jokes are Sodium funny
by Emilia z
Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:04 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I try to only tell chemistry jokes periodically
by Emilia z
Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:03 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Once i told a chemistry joke... but there was no reaction
by Emilia z
Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:03 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If a king farts is it a Nobel gas?
by Emilia z
Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:11 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do white bears dissolve in water? they're polar
by Emilia z
Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:07 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Every dipole has its moment
by Emilia z
Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:07 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion
by Emilia z
Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I would write a funny chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon
by Emilia z
Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 908201

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything
by Emilia z
Sun Jan 27, 2019 3:06 pm
Forum: Equilibrium Constants & Calculating Concentrations
Topic: ICE problems
Replies: 5
Views: 106

Re: ICE problems

The change refers to what change is happening to that species, and we use x because we don’t know the exact amount that changes (either taken away or added/created)
by Emilia z
Sun Jan 27, 2019 3:01 pm
Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
Topic: Phase changes
Replies: 14
Views: 135

Re: Phase changes

Yes that sounds right
by Emilia z
Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:21 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Number of questions on test one [ENDORSED]
Replies: 39
Views: 17554

Re: Number of questions on test one [ENDORSED]

the test takes place during your discussion section starting Tuesday of next week. Also, I had Caram last quarter and we had weekly quizzes each worth 5 points total but he would write the number of points each question was worth next to the questions so we knew how much weight each question carried...
by Emilia z
Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:17 pm
Forum: Acidity & Basicity Constants and The Conjugate Seesaw
Topic: pKa and pKb
Replies: 1
Views: 145

Re: pKa and pKb

Technically yes, but that would be the correct way to solve for the pKb of an acid given the pKa
by Emilia z
Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:25 pm
Forum: Equilibrium Constants & Calculating Concentrations
Topic: 11.43 6th edition
Replies: 4
Views: 79

Re: 11.43 6th edition

It looks like this question is just testing you on your ability to understand the equation for K, and not necessarily solve for any value. Therefore the solution is just K = pressure of the products / pressure of the reactants, since some of this is unknown you substitute 'x' for those pressures and...
by Emilia z
Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:47 pm
Forum: Equilibrium Constants & Calculating Concentrations
Topic: Kp
Replies: 9
Views: 129

Re: Kp

I believe you can usually figure out whether or not to use Kp or Kc based on the information given surrounding the chemical equation because both can be used for gases but sometimes certain information is required depending on the K you are asked to use.
by Emilia z
Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:39 pm
Forum: Equilibrium Constants & Calculating Concentrations
Topic: Q and K
Replies: 13
Views: 169

Re: Q and K

Usually if you are solving a problem involving both K and Q, you will be given a value for K for which you will compare the value you get for Q to. This is because the chemical equation you are given is not necessarily at equilibrium, and to find this out you compare your K and Q values (if they are...
by Emilia z
Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:34 pm
Forum: Equilibrium Constants & Calculating Concentrations
Topic: Q 11.47
Replies: 3
Views: 63

Re: Q 11.47

First you have to use an ICE table to find the concentrations at equalibrium (to get your quadratic you should use the equation for K and your given K value), then you can use those numbers to figure out the percent that decomposed for part b

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