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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

haha..
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

lol
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

haha...
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

ouch..
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

yikes..
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Spongebob memes never get old...
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

lol ...
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

haha...
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

okay last one...
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

puns are great
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

it be like that lol
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

hahah...
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

(:
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

lol
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:47 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the attacking army use acid?

A: To neutralize the enemy’s base.
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:46 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:44 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Q: What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?

A: Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:14 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:13 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:12 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:12 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon.
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:11 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1017246

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state!
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring where the carbon atoms are replaced with iron atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Q: What was Avogadro's favorite sport?
A: Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1017246

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Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Organic chemists talking about d-orbitals is cultural appropriation at its worst.
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Did you know that you can lower your body temperature to -273 °C and be perfectly 0K?
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:45 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

!!!
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walking into the bar?
A: OH SNaP!
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get outta here!"
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Q: What did one charged atom say to the other?

A: I've got my ion you!
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Think like a proton and stay positive!!
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What kind of dogs to chemists have?
- Laboratory retrievers!
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1017246

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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

A: He got Avogadro’s number!
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

A: CSI
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Did you know you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be okay?
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy?
-Because it's pretty basic stuff!
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Did you hear about oxygen's date with potassium?
- It went OK!
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017246

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Did you hear the joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
- It was CoRnY
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Missed today's lecture (10/8) could anyone share their notes?
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Re: Missed today's lecture (10/8) could anyone share their notes?

Hope this helps! (:
the pictures are chronological from bottom to top!
by Ivana Gutierrez 2L
Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1017246

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I saw this joke on Twitter and though I'd share it...

Q: Why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it is made up of alkynes of people.

haha, knee slapper!

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