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Spongebob memes never get old...

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Q: Why did the attacking army use acid?

A: To neutralize the enemy’s base.

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Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”

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Q: What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?

A: Keep telling them until you get a reaction.

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Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe

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Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.

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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon.

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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

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The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state!

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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring where the carbon atoms are replaced with iron atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel

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Q: What was Avogadro's favorite sport?
A: Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.

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Chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Organic chemists talking about d-orbitals is cultural appropriation at its worst.

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Did you know that you can lower your body temperature to -273 °C and be perfectly 0K?

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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walking into the bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get outta here!"

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A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."

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Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

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Q: What did one charged atom say to the other?

A: I've got my ion you!

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Think like a proton and stay positive!!

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What kind of dogs to chemists have?
- Laboratory retrievers!

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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

A: He got Avogadro’s number!

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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

A: CSI

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Did you know you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be okay?

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Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy?
-Because it's pretty basic stuff!

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Did you hear about oxygen's date with potassium?
- It went OK!

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Did you hear the joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
- It was CoRnY

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Hope this helps! (:
the pictures are chronological from bottom to top!

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I saw this joke on Twitter and though I'd share it...

Q: Why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it is made up of alkynes of people.

haha, knee slapper!

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