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- Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:55 pm
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- Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:55 pm
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- Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:50 pm
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- Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:49 pm
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- Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:48 pm
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- Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:24 pm
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- Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:23 pm
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- Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:23 pm
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- Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:22 pm
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- Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:21 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Spongebob memes never get old...
- Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:54 pm
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- Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:54 pm
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- Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:48 pm
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- Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:46 pm
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- Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:45 pm
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- Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:00 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
okay last one...
- Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:55 pm
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- Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:54 pm
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- Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:54 pm
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- Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:50 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
puns are great
- Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:49 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
it be like that lol
- Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:48 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
hahah...
- Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:47 pm
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- Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:46 pm
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- Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:45 pm
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- Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:47 am
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Why did the attacking army use acid?
A: To neutralize the enemy’s base.
A: To neutralize the enemy’s base.
- Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:46 am
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Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”
- Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:44 am
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Q: What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
A: Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
A: Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:14 am
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Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe
A: A CaNiNe
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:13 am
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Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:12 am
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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
A: To become a buffer solution!
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:12 am
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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon.
A: Because all his friends argon.
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:11 am
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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze
A: Febreeze
- Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:21 pm
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:20 pm
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
- Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:18 pm
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The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state!
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state!
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:53 pm
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring where the carbon atoms are replaced with iron atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel
A: A ferrous wheel
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:50 pm
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Q: What was Avogadro's favorite sport?
A: Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.
A: Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:46 pm
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Chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:44 pm
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:44 pm
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Organic chemists talking about d-orbitals is cultural appropriation at its worst.
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:43 pm
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Did you know that you can lower your body temperature to -273 °C and be perfectly 0K?
- Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:13 pm
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- Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:45 am
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- Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:41 pm
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walking into the bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:39 pm
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Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get outta here!"
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:37 pm
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A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:36 pm
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Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:35 pm
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Q: What did one charged atom say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you!
A: I've got my ion you!
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:33 pm
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Think like a proton and stay positive!!
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:31 pm
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What kind of dogs to chemists have?
- Laboratory retrievers!
- Laboratory retrievers!
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:37 pm
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro’s number!
A: He got Avogadro’s number!
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:35 pm
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:33 pm
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Did you know you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be okay?
- Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:34 pm
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Why do chemists find working with ammonia easy?
-Because it's pretty basic stuff!
-Because it's pretty basic stuff!
- Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:33 pm
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Did you hear about oxygen's date with potassium?
- It went OK!
- It went OK!
- Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:31 pm
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Did you hear the joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
- It was CoRnY
- It was CoRnY
- Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:43 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Missed today's lecture (10/8) could anyone share their notes?
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Re: Missed today's lecture (10/8) could anyone share their notes?
Hope this helps! (:
the pictures are chronological from bottom to top!
the pictures are chronological from bottom to top!
- Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:25 pm
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I saw this joke on Twitter and though I'd share it...
Q: Why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it is made up of alkynes of people.
haha, knee slapper!
Q: Why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it is made up of alkynes of people.
haha, knee slapper!