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- Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:11 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
- Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:10 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light.
- Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:10 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:50 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
- Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:49 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he’s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: ” Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know where I am”.
- Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:49 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados? Guacamole
- Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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The best thing about learning equilibrium is that nothing changes.
- Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
- Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Views: 771978
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:23 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H-two-O-CUBED
H-two-O-CUBED
- Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe
A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe
- Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
The Official Unabashed Scientific Dictionary defines cation as a positively charged kitten.
- Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:00 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
- Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:00 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
- Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:00 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
- Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:05 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.
- Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:05 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
- Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium!
- Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:15 am
- Forum: Shape, Structure, Coordination Number, Ligands
- Topic: Polarizability and Polarizing Power
- Replies: 3
- Views: 36
Re: Polarizability and Polarizing Power
thank you!
- Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:12 am
- Forum: Naming
- Topic: Question on test 3
- Replies: 2
- Views: 25
Re: Question on test 3
thank you!
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:49 am
- Forum: Shape, Structure, Coordination Number, Ligands
- Topic: Polarizability and Polarizing Power
- Replies: 3
- Views: 36
Polarizability and Polarizing Power
I still find it diffilcult to distinguish between polarization and polarizing power.
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:47 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Views: 771978
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you hear about oxygen’s date with potassium?
It went OK.
It went OK.
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:47 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
NaBrO.
NaBrO.
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:47 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.
It was CoRnY.
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:46 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:46 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:46 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:43 am
- Forum: Naming
- Topic: Question on test 3
- Replies: 2
- Views: 25
Question on test 3
A question that I still cannot figure out is using the VSPR model to explain what molecules have a net dipole?? The molecules are O3 and I3-
- Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:37 am
- Forum: Naming
- Topic: Confusion on example
- Replies: 1
- Views: 13
Confusion on example
On the example tetraamminediaquacobalt(III) bromide I'm confused as to why the Bromide is written as Br3?
- Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:52 pm
- Forum: Naming
- Topic: Naming the metal
- Replies: 2
- Views: 23
Re: Naming the metal
okay thank you!
- Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:13 pm
- Forum: Naming
- Topic: Naming the metal
- Replies: 2
- Views: 23
Naming the metal
In the compound [Fe(CN)6]4- in the sixth edition textbook the answer is expressed as hexacyanidoferrate(II), so how is iron ferrate?? Does the name of all metals change??
- Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:57 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.
- Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:56 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you read the book about Helium? I heard you can't put it down.
- Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:55 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.
- Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:18 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Turning in Homework (Thanksgiving Break)
- Replies: 8
- Views: 98
Re: Turning in Homework (Thanksgiving Break)
okay thank you guys!
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:29 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Turning in Homework (Thanksgiving Break)
- Replies: 8
- Views: 98
Turning in Homework (Thanksgiving Break)
My discussion section is on Friday so does anyone know how do I go about turning in this week's homework assignment???
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:47 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you do with dead chemists? Barium.
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:46 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:44 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Every dipole has its moment.
- Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:30 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
- Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:29 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium!
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:11 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
A: Polar Bond.
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:10 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:10 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
A: Laboratory Retrievers
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:45 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:45 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:44 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
- Sun Oct 21, 2018 5:13 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
- Sun Oct 21, 2018 5:10 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 7023
- Views: 771978
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why shouldn't you trust atoms? They make up everything!
- Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:12 pm
- Forum: Einstein Equation
- Topic: Energy of photon [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 7
- Views: 161
Energy of photon [ENDORSED]
When it comes to energy of a photon, there is a specific equation to calculate it right??