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by diana_calderon_4L
Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:11 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
by diana_calderon_4L
Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:10 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light.
by diana_calderon_4L
Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:10 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
by diana_calderon_4L
Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:50 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
by diana_calderon_4L
Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:49 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he’s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: ” Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know where I am”.
by diana_calderon_4L
Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:49 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados? Guacamole
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The best thing about learning equilibrium is that nothing changes.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One of them shouts, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other inquires, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H-two-O-CUBED
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The Official Unabashed Scientific Dictionary defines cation as a positively charged kitten.
by diana_calderon_4L
Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:00 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
by diana_calderon_4L
Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:00 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
by diana_calderon_4L
Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:00 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:05 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:05 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium!
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:12 am
Forum: Naming
Topic: Question on test 3
Replies: 2
Views: 25

Re: Question on test 3

thank you!
by diana_calderon_4L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:49 am
Forum: Shape, Structure, Coordination Number, Ligands
Topic: Polarizability and Polarizing Power
Replies: 3
Views: 36

Polarizability and Polarizing Power

I still find it diffilcult to distinguish between polarization and polarizing power.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:47 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear about oxygen’s date with potassium?
It went OK.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:47 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
NaBrO.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:47 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:46 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:46 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:46 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:43 am
Forum: Naming
Topic: Question on test 3
Replies: 2
Views: 25

Question on test 3

A question that I still cannot figure out is using the VSPR model to explain what molecules have a net dipole?? The molecules are O3 and I3-
by diana_calderon_4L
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:37 am
Forum: Naming
Topic: Confusion on example
Replies: 1
Views: 13

Confusion on example

On the example tetraamminediaquacobalt(III) bromide I'm confused as to why the Bromide is written as Br3?
by diana_calderon_4L
Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:52 pm
Forum: Naming
Topic: Naming the metal
Replies: 2
Views: 23

Re: Naming the metal

okay thank you!
by diana_calderon_4L
Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:13 pm
Forum: Naming
Topic: Naming the metal
Replies: 2
Views: 23

Naming the metal

In the compound [Fe(CN)6]4- in the sixth edition textbook the answer is expressed as hexacyanidoferrate(II), so how is iron ferrate?? Does the name of all metals change??
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you read the book about Helium? I heard you can't put it down.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Turning in Homework (Thanksgiving Break)
Replies: 8
Views: 98

Turning in Homework (Thanksgiving Break)

My discussion section is on Friday so does anyone know how do I go about turning in this week's homework assignment???
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you do with dead chemists? Barium.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Every dipole has its moment.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium!
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Oct 21, 2018 5:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
“OH SNaP!” says the bartender.
by diana_calderon_4L
Sun Oct 21, 2018 5:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7023
Views: 771978

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why shouldn't you trust atoms? They make up everything!
by diana_calderon_4L
Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:12 pm
Forum: Einstein Equation
Topic: Energy of photon [ENDORSED]
Replies: 7
Views: 161

Energy of photon [ENDORSED]

When it comes to energy of a photon, there is a specific equation to calculate it right??

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