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by Jason Madeloso 4H
Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 826334

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Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avocado's number.
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7345
Views: 826334

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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7345
Views: 826334

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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A (fe)rrous wheel
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7345
Views: 826334

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Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7345
Views: 826334

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Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get outta here!"
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7345
Views: 826334

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What did one charged atom say to the other?
I've got my ion you.
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7345
Views: 826334

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What is the chemical formula for a banana?
BaNa2
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7345
Views: 826334

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was a polar bear.
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7345
Views: 826334

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Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7345
Views: 826334

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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:46 pm
Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
Topic: 4.3 part B 6th edition
Replies: 1
Views: 44

4.3 part B 6th edition

4.3 Draw the structures and name the shapes of the following molecules: (a) HCN; (b) CH2F2.

For Part B, how do you know which which atom (in this case, Hydrogen) is closer and farther?
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:01 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7345
Views: 826334

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Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Sat Nov 10, 2018 7:00 pm
Forum: Bond Lengths & Energies
Topic: Bond Lengths
Replies: 6
Views: 85

Bond Lengths

How do you determine bond lengths?
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Sat Nov 10, 2018 6:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7345
Views: 826334

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
by Jason Madeloso 4H
Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7345
Views: 826334

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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