Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avocado's number.
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- Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:47 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:46 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
- Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:45 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A (fe)rrous wheel
A: A (fe)rrous wheel
- Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:43 pm
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Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.
- Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:40 pm
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Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get outta here!"
- Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:39 pm
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What did one charged atom say to the other?
I've got my ion you.
I've got my ion you.
- Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:38 pm
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What is the chemical formula for a banana?
BaNa2
BaNa2
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:24 pm
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Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was a polar bear.
It was a polar bear.
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:22 pm
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Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”
- Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:48 pm
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
- Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:46 pm
- Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
- Topic: 4.3 part B 6th edition
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4.3 part B 6th edition
4.3 Draw the structures and name the shapes of the following molecules: (a) HCN; (b) CH2F2.
For Part B, how do you know which which atom (in this case, Hydrogen) is closer and farther?
For Part B, how do you know which which atom (in this case, Hydrogen) is closer and farther?
- Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:01 pm
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Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
- Sat Nov 10, 2018 7:00 pm
- Forum: Bond Lengths & Energies
- Topic: Bond Lengths
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Bond Lengths
How do you determine bond lengths?
- Sat Nov 10, 2018 6:21 pm
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
- Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:06 pm
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?