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by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:40 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:39 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:39 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:38 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 896675

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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:37 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:37 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 896675

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 896675

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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 896675

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Q: What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados?
A: Guacamole
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 896675

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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: (H2O)3.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 896675

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I’d tell more chemistry jokes, but the best ones argon.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What is CH2O?
A: Seawater
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What kind of fish has two sodium atoms?
A: 2Na.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What is HIJKLMNO?
A: H2O.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 896675

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Q: What do you call a clown in prison?
A: Silicon
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why should you go drinking with neutrons?
A: Wherever they go, there’s no charge.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados?
A: Guacamole
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: Why does the army use acid?
A: To neutralize the enemy base.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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yo momma so ugly not even fluorine would bond w her.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I studied exothermic reactions before they were cool.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Free radicals have revolutionized chemistry.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Every dipole has their moment.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 896675

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One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:48 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Titanium is an amorous metal. When it gets hot, it will combine with anything!
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:40 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:15 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:14 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:13 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:37 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:37 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:36 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 896675

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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 896675

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Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:15 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:14 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 896675

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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:46 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:45 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was a polar bear.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:22 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:21 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:16 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why did the hipster chemist get burned?
A: He touched the beaker for it was cool.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:00 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 896675

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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Stop being an anion and start being a cation.
by Kevin Nguyen 2H
Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 896675

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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