H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
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- Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:40 am
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- Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:39 am
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
- Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:39 am
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Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na
A: 2 Na
- Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:38 am
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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
- Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:37 am
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Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium
A: Barium
- Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:37 am
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
- Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:57 pm
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
A: CoFe2
- Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:57 pm
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
- Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:56 pm
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
- Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:36 pm
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Q: What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados?
A: Guacamole
A: Guacamole
- Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:36 pm
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: (H2O)3.
A: (H2O)3.
- Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:35 pm
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I’d tell more chemistry jokes, but the best ones argon.
- Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:35 pm
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Q: What is CH2O?
A: Seawater
A: Seawater
- Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:35 pm
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Q: What kind of fish has two sodium atoms?
A: 2Na.
A: 2Na.
- Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:34 pm
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Q: What is HIJKLMNO?
A: H2O.
A: H2O.
- Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:25 pm
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Q: What do you call a clown in prison?
A: Silicon
A: Silicon
- Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:24 pm
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Q: Why should you go drinking with neutrons?
A: Wherever they go, there’s no charge.
A: Wherever they go, there’s no charge.
- Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:24 pm
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Q: What can you make with 6.023 x 1023 avocados?
A: Guacamole
A: Guacamole
- Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:22 pm
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Q: Why does the army use acid?
A: To neutralize the enemy base.
A: To neutralize the enemy base.
- Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:21 pm
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yo momma so ugly not even fluorine would bond w her.
- Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:21 pm
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I studied exothermic reactions before they were cool.
- Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:20 pm
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Free radicals have revolutionized chemistry.
- Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:20 pm
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Every dipole has their moment.
- Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:19 pm
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Q: Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:52 pm
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Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.
A: CoRnY.
- Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:52 pm
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Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
A: Seawater
- Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:51 pm
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
- Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:51 pm
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
- Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:50 pm
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Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED
A: H-two-O-CUBED
- Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:50 pm
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
A: A ferrous wheel:
- Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:49 pm
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One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."
- Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:49 pm
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Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."
- Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:48 pm
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A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"
- Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:42 pm
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Titanium is an amorous metal. When it gets hot, it will combine with anything!
- Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:41 pm
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Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
- Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:40 pm
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A: He got Avogadro's number!
- Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:39 pm
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
- Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:39 pm
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
A: CoFe2
- Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:38 pm
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:15 am
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
- Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:14 am
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Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.
A: H2O.
- Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:13 am
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Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.
A: A silicon.
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:37 am
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:37 am
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:36 am
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
- Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:03 pm
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
- Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:03 pm
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
A: Carbon.
- Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:02 pm
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Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
A: Laboratory Retrievers
- Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:15 pm
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
- Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:14 pm
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
- Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:14 pm
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:46 pm
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:46 pm
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:45 pm
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:23 pm
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was a polar bear.
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:22 pm
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What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:21 pm
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What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.
- Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:16 pm
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Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
A: Seawater
- Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:09 pm
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Q: Why did the hipster chemist get burned?
A: He touched the beaker for it was cool.
A: He touched the beaker for it was cool.
- Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:00 pm
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
- Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:48 pm
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Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na
A: 2 Na
- Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:45 pm
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
- Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:44 pm
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
A: H2O cubed.
- Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:42 pm
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:41 pm
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Stop being an anion and start being a cation.
- Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:40 pm
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?