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by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Some guy tried to sell me sand for a thousand bucks yesterday. It was such a silicon.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemical jokes are boron… however physics jokes have potential.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I’m easily lead.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did one ion say to the other?
I’ve got my ion you.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I hated learning about electrons. I got so Bohr'd.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, and iron?
A KNiFe.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What substance has the formula HIJKLMNO?
Water.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 24, 2019 11:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I know a guy who cooled himself to -273.15C.

He was 0k.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 24, 2019 11:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I’ll tell you a joke about a tiny amount of iron for a small Fe
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 24, 2019 10:56 pm
Forum: Gibbs Free Energy Concepts and Calculations
Topic: Which equation to use
Replies: 2
Views: 42

Re: Which equation to use

I think most likely when the question includes equilibrium constants or reaction quotients it could be an indicator to use the equation.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 17, 2019 11:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 17, 2019 11:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends argon.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 17, 2019 11:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemistry teachers like to teach about ammonia?
It’s pretty basic stuff.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?
A chemistree
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-breeze
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:29 pm
Forum: Non-Equilibrium Conditions & The Reaction Quotient
Topic: What is pKa and Ka exactly?
Replies: 11
Views: 545

Re: What is pKa and Ka exactly?

I think Ka is the dissociation constant and pKa is the negative log of Ka.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:04 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Jan 25 lecture notes
Replies: 3
Views: 118

Re: Jan 25 lecture notes

yes! Thank you so much!
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Jan 25 lecture notes
Replies: 3
Views: 118

Jan 25 lecture notes

Hi,
Does anyone have notes from last Friday's lecture?
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:05 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A photon checks into a hotel, and the desk clerk asks, "Have you any luggage?"
To which the photon replies, "No, I'm travelling light."
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date...
It went OK
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

My dog died so I had to barium
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What does Uranium, Nickel, Cobalt, and Radon spell? UNiCoRn!
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What don't you understand about copper? It makes perfect CENTS!
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the dullest element?
Bohrium
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What does a teary-eyed, joyful Santa say about chemistry?
HOH, HOH, HOH!
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I hate learning about electrons. I get so Bohr'd!
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Every dipole has its moment.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
Avocados number.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How did the political science major define free radical on his chemistry exam?
A wild protestor
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:36 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:27 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did one charged atom say to the other?
I’ve got my ion you.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:18 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?
Because they lack the element of surprise
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What was Avogrado's favorite sport?
Golf because he always got a mole-in-one!
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
2Na!
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:27 pm
Forum: Ionic & Covalent Bonds
Topic: Ionic and Covalent
Replies: 3
Views: 50

Re: Ionic and Covalent

An ionic bond is between a metal and a nonmetal, and a covalent bond is between 2 nonmetals.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke." The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies,
"For you? No charge."
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry News
Replies: 38
Views: 27131

Re: Chemistry News

I think this article is very relevant because it discusses a possible solution that can significantly help patients in need of kidney transplants.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2 ... 111025.htm
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:50 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Test 2
Replies: 8
Views: 159

Re: Test 2

Yeah it doesn't include week 4 material or fundamentals.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:26 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Advice from a Medical Student [ENDORSED]
Replies: 96
Views: 58821

Re: Advice from a Medical Student [ENDORSED]

Thanks for the advice, I feel more motivated to study hard in this class now!
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:05 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion!
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:05 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Studying techniques
Replies: 12
Views: 254

Re: Studying techniques

I find the modules on the website and khan academy videos to be very helpful. I also look at the lecture outlines and make sure I can do everything listed on there.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:51 pm
Forum: General Science Questions
Topic: White Light
Replies: 2
Views: 173

Re: White Light

I think white light includes all wavelengths of visible light because it is not a color so it does not have a specific wavelength.
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Oct 07, 2018 11:45 pm
Forum: Balancing Chemical Reactions
Topic: 7th edition L.35
Replies: 5
Views: 240

Re: 7th edition L.35

How do you know when a reaction cannot be balanced without adding the O2?
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Oct 07, 2018 11:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 912543

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is an Ochem students favorite kind of plant?
A chemistree!
by Natalie Liu 4I
Sun Oct 07, 2018 11:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: study group
Replies: 2
Views: 162

Re: study group

Hi! I'm a second year too! We should meet up and study together for sure.

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