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- Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Some guy tried to sell me sand for a thousand bucks yesterday. It was such a silicon.
- Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Chemical jokes are boron… however physics jokes have potential.
- Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:37 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I’m easily lead.
- Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What did one ion say to the other?
I’ve got my ion you.
I’ve got my ion you.
- Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:09 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe
HeHe
- Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:52 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I hated learning about electrons. I got so Bohr'd.
- Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, and iron?
A KNiFe.
A KNiFe.
- Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:43 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What substance has the formula HIJKLMNO?
Water.
Water.
- Sun Feb 24, 2019 11:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I know a guy who cooled himself to -273.15C.
He was 0k.
He was 0k.
- Sun Feb 24, 2019 11:03 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I’ll tell you a joke about a tiny amount of iron for a small Fe
- Sun Feb 24, 2019 10:56 pm
- Forum: Gibbs Free Energy Concepts and Calculations
- Topic: Which equation to use
- Replies: 2
- Views: 377
Re: Which equation to use
I think most likely when the question includes equilibrium constants or reaction quotients it could be an indicator to use the equation.
- Sun Feb 17, 2019 11:42 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
- Sun Feb 17, 2019 11:41 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends argon.
Because all his friends argon.
- Sun Feb 17, 2019 11:39 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3053343
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why do chemistry teachers like to teach about ammonia?
It’s pretty basic stuff.
It’s pretty basic stuff.
- Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:33 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.
- Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:29 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.
- Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?
A chemistree
A chemistree
- Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:39 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3053343
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What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-breeze
Fe-breeze
- Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:34 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3053343
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon
Because all his friends Argon
- Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:29 pm
- Forum: Non-Equilibrium Conditions & The Reaction Quotient
- Topic: What is pKa and Ka exactly?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 24831
Re: What is pKa and Ka exactly?
I think Ka is the dissociation constant and pKa is the negative log of Ka.
- Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:04 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Jan 25 lecture notes
- Replies: 3
- Views: 421
Re: Jan 25 lecture notes
yes! Thank you so much!
- Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Jan 25 lecture notes
- Replies: 3
- Views: 421
Jan 25 lecture notes
Hi,
Does anyone have notes from last Friday's lecture?
Does anyone have notes from last Friday's lecture?
- Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:05 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed
H2O cubed
- Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:03 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3053343
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe
HeHe
- Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:00 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3053343
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:36 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3053343
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A photon checks into a hotel, and the desk clerk asks, "Have you any luggage?"
To which the photon replies, "No, I'm travelling light."
To which the photon replies, "No, I'm travelling light."
- Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:25 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt
A salt
- Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:23 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Oxygen and Potassium went on a date...
It went OK
It went OK
- Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
My dog died so I had to barium
- Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:33 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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What does Uranium, Nickel, Cobalt, and Radon spell? UNiCoRn!
- Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What don't you understand about copper? It makes perfect CENTS!
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:50 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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What is the dullest element?
Bohrium
Bohrium
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:49 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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What does a teary-eyed, joyful Santa say about chemistry?
HOH, HOH, HOH!
HOH, HOH, HOH!
- Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:46 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: FINAL PRACTICE - Lyndon's Churro Review Session [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 118
- Views: 21031
Re: FINAL PRACTICE - Lyndon's Churro Review Session [ENDORSED]
Can someone please explain 40B?
- Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:21 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3053343
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I hate learning about electrons. I get so Bohr'd!
- Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:18 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3053343
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Every dipole has its moment.
- Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:11 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
Avocados number.
Avocados number.
- Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:10 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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How did the political science major define free radical on his chemistry exam?
A wild protestor
A wild protestor
- Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
A: Seawater
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:36 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:27 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3053343
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What did one charged atom say to the other?
I’ve got my ion you.
I’ve got my ion you.
- Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:18 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Barium
- Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel
A ferrous wheel
- Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:36 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Views: 3053343
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Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?
Because they lack the element of surprise
Because they lack the element of surprise
- Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:03 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What was Avogrado's favorite sport?
Golf because he always got a mole-in-one!
Golf because he always got a mole-in-one!
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:43 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
2Na!
2Na!
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:41 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: MIDTERM PRACTICE - Garlic Bread Review Session [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 121
- Views: 17372
Re: MIDTERM PRACTICE - Garlic Bread Review Session [ENDORSED]
Thank you for the extra practice!
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:27 pm
- Forum: Ionic & Covalent Bonds
- Topic: Ionic and Covalent
- Replies: 3
- Views: 470
Re: Ionic and Covalent
An ionic bond is between a metal and a nonmetal, and a covalent bond is between 2 nonmetals.
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:20 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke." The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies,
"For you? No charge."
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies,
"For you? No charge."
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:19 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3053343
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What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:18 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3053343
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Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
- Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:28 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry News
- Replies: 135
- Views: 164709
Re: Chemistry News
I think this article is very relevant because it discusses a possible solution that can significantly help patients in need of kidney transplants.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2 ... 111025.htm
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2 ... 111025.htm
- Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:50 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Test 2
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1824
Re: Test 2
Yeah it doesn't include week 4 material or fundamentals.
- Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:26 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Advice from a Medical Student [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 297
- Views: 385190
Re: Advice from a Medical Student [ENDORSED]
Thanks for the advice, I feel more motivated to study hard in this class now!
- Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:05 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3053343
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What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion!
A dogion!
- Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:05 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Studying techniques
- Replies: 12
- Views: 813
Re: Studying techniques
I find the modules on the website and khan academy videos to be very helpful. I also look at the lecture outlines and make sure I can do everything listed on there.
- Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:51 pm
- Forum: General Science Questions
- Topic: White Light
- Replies: 2
- Views: 346
Re: White Light
I think white light includes all wavelengths of visible light because it is not a color so it does not have a specific wavelength.
- Sun Oct 07, 2018 11:45 pm
- Forum: Balancing Chemical Reactions
- Topic: 7th edition L.35
- Replies: 5
- Views: 686
Re: 7th edition L.35
How do you know when a reaction cannot be balanced without adding the O2?
- Sun Oct 07, 2018 11:13 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What is an Ochem students favorite kind of plant?
A chemistree!
A chemistree!
- Sun Oct 07, 2018 11:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: study group
- Replies: 2
- Views: 453
Re: study group
Hi! I'm a second year too! We should meet up and study together for sure.