CHEMISTRY COMMUNITY

Natalie Liu 4I

Some guy tried to sell me sand for a thousand bucks yesterday. It was such a silicon.

Natalie Liu 4I

Chemical jokes are boron… however physics jokes have potential.

Natalie Liu 4I

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I’m easily lead.

Natalie Liu 4I

What did one ion say to the other?
I’ve got my ion you.

Natalie Liu 4I

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe

Natalie Liu 4I

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Natalie Liu 4I

I hated learning about electrons. I got so Bohr'd.

Natalie Liu 4I

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, and iron?
A KNiFe.

Natalie Liu 4I

What substance has the formula HIJKLMNO?
Water.

Natalie Liu 4I

I know a guy who cooled himself to -273.15C.

He was 0k.

Natalie Liu 4I

I’ll tell you a joke about a tiny amount of iron for a small Fe

Natalie Liu 4I

I think most likely when the question includes equilibrium constants or reaction quotients it could be an indicator to use the equation.

Natalie Liu 4I

According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

Natalie Liu 4I

Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends argon.

Natalie Liu 4I

Why do chemistry teachers like to teach about ammonia?
It’s pretty basic stuff.

Natalie Liu 4I

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Natalie Liu 4I

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.

Natalie Liu 4I

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

Natalie Liu 4I

What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?
A chemistree

Natalie Liu 4I

What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-breeze

Natalie Liu 4I

Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon

Natalie Liu 4I

I think Ka is the dissociation constant and pKa is the negative log of Ka.

Natalie Liu 4I

yes! Thank you so much!

Natalie Liu 4I

Hi,
Does anyone have notes from last Friday's lecture?

Natalie Liu 4I

H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed

Natalie Liu 4I

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe

Natalie Liu 4I

Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Natalie Liu 4I

A photon checks into a hotel, and the desk clerk asks, "Have you any luggage?"
To which the photon replies, "No, I'm travelling light."

Natalie Liu 4I

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt

Natalie Liu 4I

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date...
It went OK

Natalie Liu 4I

My dog died so I had to barium

Natalie Liu 4I

What does Uranium, Nickel, Cobalt, and Radon spell? UNiCoRn!

Natalie Liu 4I

What don't you understand about copper? It makes perfect CENTS!

Natalie Liu 4I

What is the dullest element?
Bohrium

Natalie Liu 4I

What does a teary-eyed, joyful Santa say about chemistry?
HOH, HOH, HOH!

Natalie Liu 4I

Can someone please explain 40B?

Natalie Liu 4I

I hate learning about electrons. I get so Bohr'd!

Natalie Liu 4I

Every dipole has its moment.

Natalie Liu 4I

How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
Avocados number.

Natalie Liu 4I

How did the political science major define free radical on his chemistry exam?
A wild protestor

Natalie Liu 4I

Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater

Natalie Liu 4I

Do you know any good sodium jokes?
Na.
You should, they’re sodium funny!

Natalie Liu 4I

What did one charged atom say to the other?
I’ve got my ion you.

Natalie Liu 4I

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

Natalie Liu 4I

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel

Natalie Liu 4I

Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?
Because they lack the element of surprise

Natalie Liu 4I

What was Avogrado's favorite sport?
Golf because he always got a mole-in-one!

Natalie Liu 4I

What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms?
2Na!

Natalie Liu 4I

Thank you for the extra practice!

Natalie Liu 4I

An ionic bond is between a metal and a nonmetal, and a covalent bond is between 2 nonmetals.

Natalie Liu 4I

A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke." The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies,
"For you? No charge."

Natalie Liu 4I

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe

Natalie Liu 4I

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Natalie Liu 4I

I think this article is very relevant because it discusses a possible solution that can significantly help patients in need of kidney transplants.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2 ... 111025.htm

Natalie Liu 4I

Yeah it doesn't include week 4 material or fundamentals.

Natalie Liu 4I

Thanks for the advice, I feel more motivated to study hard in this class now!

Natalie Liu 4I

What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion!

Natalie Liu 4I

I find the modules on the website and khan academy videos to be very helpful. I also look at the lecture outlines and make sure I can do everything listed on there.

Natalie Liu 4I

I think white light includes all wavelengths of visible light because it is not a color so it does not have a specific wavelength.

Natalie Liu 4I

How do you know when a reaction cannot be balanced without adding the O2?

Natalie Liu 4I

What is an Ochem students favorite kind of plant?
A chemistree!

Natalie Liu 4I

Hi! I'm a second year too! We should meet up and study together for sure.

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