What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel:
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe
(that didn't come out well ): )
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- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:47 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:46 am
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Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:46 am
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Someone threw sodium chloride at me.
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”
I yelled, “That’s a salt!”
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:45 am
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Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
NaBrO.
NaBrO.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:45 am
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Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
It was CoRnY.
It was CoRnY.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:45 am
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:44 am
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We'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:44 am
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Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:43 am
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I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:43 am
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Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:42 am
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What is the chemical formula for sea water? CH2O!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:42 am
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What do you call a clown in jail? A Silicon!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:42 am
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If you're not part of the solution…you're part of the precipitate.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:42 am
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:41 am
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What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:41 am
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What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:40 am
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What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf! He always got a mole-in-one!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:40 am
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What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together? CsI!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:40 am
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:40 am
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I want to write some jokes about the periodic table… But I don't think I'll be in my element.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:39 am
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Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:39 am
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How did the hipster chemist burn his hand on the beaker? He picked it up before it was cool.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:39 am
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Why are chemists great for solving problems? Because they always have a solution!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:38 am
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What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C? Nothing, you're perfectly 0K!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:38 am
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What's a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about? Ammonia, because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:38 am
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Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there's no charge!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:37 am
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Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:37 am
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Why was the mole of nitrogen molecules excited when he left the singles bar? Because he got Avogadro's number!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:37 am
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What did one charged atom say to the other? I got my ion you!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:36 am
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:36 am
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:36 am
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Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:35 am
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty, but how does the chemist see it? Completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:35 am
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:35 am
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A neutron walks into a club. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender gives him a smile and says, "For you, no charge."
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:34 am
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:34 am
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What's the dullest element? Bohrium!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:33 am
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:33 am
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Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar."OH SNaP!" says the bartender.
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:32 am
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What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:32 am
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Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy's base!
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:32 am
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Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.
- Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:40 pm
- Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
- Topic: 7th edition 2E #5 clarification
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Re: 7th edition 2E #5 clarification
Hi! Okay so there are only two leftover electrons because the molecule has a +1 charge. Cl is therefore surrounded by 3 "things," aka regions of electron density (one for each double bond to oxygen and one for the lone pair on Cl). The lone pair on Cl makes it trigonal planar. Hope that c...
- Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:48 pm
- Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
- Topic: 7th edition 2E #5 clarification
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7th edition 2E #5 clarification
(b) What is the expected OClO bond angle. I understand that it is slightly less than 120 degrees due to the repulsion force by the lone electrons but is the center atom, Cl, surrounded by 3 "things" or 4? I know it's 2 because both bonds made by O but there are 3 left over Valence Electron...
- Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:03 pm
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Haven't you heard?
Word on the block is that my chemistry jokes are Sodium good! He He He He
Word on the block is that my chemistry jokes are Sodium good! He He He He
- Sun Nov 03, 2019 10:57 pm
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I started calling my boyfriend Atom because he always made everything up when I asked who he was with late evenings.
- Sun Nov 03, 2019 10:52 pm
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Whenever I try to tell a Chemistry joke to my deaf cousin there isn't a reaction. )=
- Sun Nov 03, 2019 10:28 pm
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A. Do you wanna hear a Chemistry joke?
B. Na
A. Helium Helium Helium
(He He He)
B. Na
A. Helium Helium Helium
(He He He)
- Sun Nov 03, 2019 10:25 pm
- Forum: Photoelectric Effect
- Topic: Photoelectric Effect Module Clarification
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Photoelectric Effect Module Clarification
"Light hits a sodium metal surface and the velocity of the ejected electron is 6.61 x 105 m.s-1. The work function for sodium is 150.6 kJ.mol-1. B. How much energy is required to remove an electron from one sodium atom? " I understand the process is: 150,600J/mol x 1mol/(6.022E23 atoms) = ...