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Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:54 am
Forum: Zero Order Reactions
Topic: 0 order
Replies: 8
Views: 55

### Re: 0 order

Jasmine Fendi 1D wrote:What would be an applicable example of a 0 order reaction? When would that make sense?

When it is zero order, it means that the k value is a constant. The rate law would be equal to k.
Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One says, "I'll have H2O."

The other says, "Ill have H2O too."

The second chemist died.
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:16 pm
Forum: Zero Order Reactions
Topic: Units
Replies: 9
Views: 41

### Re: Units

Daniel Yu 1E wrote:What are the units for k in a zero order reaction? What are the units for the reactants of a zero order reaction? I don't understand why the units are what they are can someone help me?

For a zero order reaction it would be M/s
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:15 pm
Forum: Zero Order Reactions
Topic: Orders
Replies: 8
Views: 47

### Re: Orders

Timmy Nguyen Dis 1I wrote:How do we know which order the reaction is?

You can use the given rate constant and the units or from a table with given concentrations and rates.
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:13 pm
Forum: General Rate Laws
Topic: Overall Order
Replies: 6
Views: 34

### Re: Overall Order

Giselle Littleton 1F wrote:How do you get the overall order of a reaction?

You have to add the exponents of all the reactants in the rate equation.
Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Question at interview: What is nitrate (nite rate or night rate)?

Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

A: Separation anxiety.
Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What was Avogadro's favorite sport?

A: Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.
Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first chemist says, "I'll have H2O."
The second chemist says, "I'll have an H2O too."... and he died.
Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I'd like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did one ion say to the other?

A: I've got my ion you.
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

A: To reduce his carbon footprint.
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!"

The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution."
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?

A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did one titration say to the other?

A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

A: Breaking up is hard to do.
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

A:C over lambda.
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?

A: Laboratory Retrievers
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring where the carbon atoms are replaced with iron atoms?

A: A ferrous wheel.
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What happened to the man stopped for having sodium chloride and a 9-volt in his car?

A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What was Avogadro's favorite sport?

A: Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?

A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?

A: Carbon.
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution.
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: How Dreamwork's chemistry movie will be named?

A: How to train your Argon!
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Carbon and hydrogen went on a date.

A: I heard they really bonded
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: How do you cure a sick balloon?

A: You helium up!
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What’s the dullest element?

A: Bohrium!
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why should you go shopping with neutrons?

A: Because wherever they go, there’s no charge!
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?

A: Because they always have a solution!
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:16 pm
Forum: Thermodynamic Definitions (isochoric/isometric, isothermal, isobaric)
Topic: 3/2R & 5/2R
Replies: 9
Views: 98

### Re: 3/2R & 5/2R

Clarice Chui 2C wrote:Which is equation(s) would you be solving that uses Cv or Cp?

Cv is the specific heat capacity you use for constant volume, and Cp is the specific heat capacity for constant pressure.
Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is HIJKLMNO?

A: H20
Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice?

A: H2O cubed!
Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why do people call organic chemistry the meanest science?

A: Because it’s always pushing electrons around!
Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:03 pm
Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
Topic: State Property
Replies: 6
Views: 36

### Re: State Property

005384106 wrote:What is the difference between boiling an melting point?

Boiling point is the temperature a substance has to reach in order for it to boil (liquid to gas), and the melting point is the temperature a substance has to reach in order for it to melt (with solid items since they are melting).
Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:01 pm
Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
Topic: Change in Temperature
Replies: 10
Views: 41

### Re: Change in Temperature

So I’m starting to understand a little bit better about endothermic and exothermic reactions, but I wanted a little clarification here? As temperature increases, so does the equilibrium constant? Sorry, just wanted to have a clear understanding if anything. Yeah, as temperature increases, so will t...
Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

A: To reduce his carbon footprint.
Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A: A ferrous wheel.
Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0 k?
Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A standup comedian tried writing jokes about the periodic table, but realized he wasn’t quite in his element.
Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:54 pm
Forum: Equilibrium Constants & Calculating Concentrations
Topic: Ice Tables
Replies: 4
Views: 30

### Re: Ice Tables

Tracy Tolentino_2E wrote:When do we use ICE tables? I assumed it was when we had to find concentrations of the products, given K and the initial concentration(s).

You would typically use the ICE tables to try and find/solve for the partial pressures or equilibrium concentrations of reactants and products.
Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

A: 2 Na
Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

No Time to Die
Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A: Nothing changes!
Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Community
Replies: 8
Views: 561

### Re: Chemistry Community

Jaqueline Monreal 2L wrote:I heard it was 3 times a week last quarter , but i think it might depend on how your TA grades

It’s five times a week now.
Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Discussion Sections
Replies: 7
Views: 79

### Re: Discussion Sections

Brian J Cheng 1I wrote:Just got an email about discussion sections and thought I would confirm with you guys.

Are there going to be discussion sections this week for Chem 14B?

Discussion sections are still being held this week.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:54 pm
Forum: Calculating pH or pOH for Strong & Weak Acids & Bases
Topic: Ph and poH of weak acids
Replies: 8
Views: 67

### Re: Ph and poH of weak acids

We might have to since we learned it.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:43 pm
Forum: Amphoteric Compounds
Topic: Amphiprotic
Replies: 7
Views: 78

### Re: Amphiprotic

It can both accept and donate protons (H+), meaning it can also act as either an acid or a base.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:42 pm
Forum: Amphoteric Compounds
Topic: acid, base, or amphoteric
Replies: 4
Views: 83

### Re: acid, base, or amphoteric

Amphoteric means that the compound can act as both an acid and a base. So you have to see what parts of the compound can act as both an acid or a base.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:40 pm
Forum: Calculating pH or pOH for Strong & Weak Acids & Bases
Topic: Explanation on a Part of the Notes
Replies: 2
Views: 51

### Re: Explanation on a Part of the Notes

The pKA as to be either lower (more acidic) than pH6, or higher (more basic) than pH6. Since 4.22 is less than 6, it is more acidic, meaning it is more positive.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: Calculating pH or pOH for Strong & Weak Acids & Bases
Topic: Equilibrium calculations
Replies: 6
Views: 63

### Re: Equilibrium calculations

We shouldn't have to since we were told that was something we would be doing in Chemistry 14B.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:34 pm
Forum: Calculating pH or pOH for Strong & Weak Acids & Bases
Topic: Ka. Kb, Kw
Replies: 4
Views: 46

### Re: Ka. Kb, Kw

Ka has to do with acids (pH), Kb has to do with bases (pOH), and Kw is a constant.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Final Jitters
Replies: 118
Views: 23685

### Re: Final Jitters

Go over everything we did in lecture and in the textbooks, and you'll be fine.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:12 pm
Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
Topic: Fundamentals
Replies: 5
Views: 75

### Re: Fundamentals

I don't thin so, because we didn't cover that.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:08 pm
Forum: Naming
Topic: cobalt
Replies: 4
Views: 56

### Re: cobalt

You should only add be using the the ending -ate when the coordination compound has an overall negative charge.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:07 pm
Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
Topic: Drawing sigma & Pi bonds
Replies: 7
Views: 105

### Re: Drawing sigma & Pi bonds

KTran 1I wrote:For the final, would we actually need to be able to draw the shape of the molecules and show the sigma and pi bonds?

We shouldn't have to, but we did for test two so you never know.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:05 pm
Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
Topic: Final Material
Replies: 2
Views: 63

### Re: Final Material

Since the book and lecture didn't cover this topic it shouldn't be on the final.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:03 pm
Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
Topic: Content of the final
Replies: 10
Views: 252

### Re: Content of the final

brennayoung wrote:Do we know up to what topic in the book will be tested on for the final?

Up until the last homework problems.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:00 pm
Forum: Naming
Topic: Memorization
Replies: 4
Views: 87

### Re: Memorization

The more you use them, the more familiar you become with them.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:00 pm
Forum: Naming
Topic: Naming the metal
Replies: 3
Views: 58

### Re: Naming the metal

You only add the ending -ate when the coordination compound has a negative charge.
Sun Dec 08, 2019 4:57 pm
Forum: Naming
Topic: Any Givens During the Final?
Replies: 4
Views: 101

### Re: Any Givens During the Final?

There will probably be the periodic table, and a sheet with constants and equations just like the others tests.
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did silver say to gold at the bar?

A: "Au, get outta here!"
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?

A: He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint.
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is "H I J K L M N O"?

A: H2O
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:16 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: How to find my posts
Replies: 48
Views: 40948

### Re: How to find my posts

Hilda Sauceda 3C wrote:Does anyone what is going to be on exam three?

Most likely the new material we will be learning in lecture.
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Replies: 8
Views: 99

1. Periodic Videos
2. LearnChemE
3. Tyler DeWitt
4. chemistNATE
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: Electronegative
Replies: 14
Views: 101

### Re: Electronegative

Philip wrote:So the more electronegative elements are more likely to get the electron?

Yes. The more electronegative elements are, the more likely they are to gain electrons, because they are almost close to being stable.
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:12 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: KAREN SUN 5-7PM WORKSHOP - DOWNLAOD WORKSHEETS HERE
Replies: 53
Views: 2930

### Re: KAREN SUN 5-7PM WORKSHOP - DOWNLAOD WORKSHEETS HERE

Will there still be a workshop this upcoming week?
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:08 pm
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: Oxygen
Replies: 8
Views: 57

### Re: Oxygen

what about the ionization energy of nitrogen? Is It greater than oxygen? Nitrogen has a higher ionization energy, because it will take more energy to remove one electron from nitrogen than from oxygen. This is because nitrogen's 2p orbital is half filled, while oxygen's is partially (4/6) filled. H...
Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Want to hear a joke about sodium?

A: Na
Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of fish is made up of only 2 sodium atoms?

A: 2Na
Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:38 pm
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: When to draw Resonance Structures
Replies: 14
Views: 117

### Re: When to draw Resonance Structures

You should definantly draw the resonance structures if asked to do so. If not, you should be able to just draw the most stable Lewis structure for the compound.
Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:36 pm
Forum: Resonance Structures
Topic: Resonance Structure Midterm
Replies: 5
Views: 84

### Re: Resonance Structure Midterm

You should draw the resonance structures if specifically asked to do so in the question. If not, you should be ok just drawing one.
Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:33 pm
Forum: General Science Questions
Topic: Midterm
Replies: 2
Views: 69

### Re: Midterm

There shouldn't be any questions like that on the midterm.
Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why are chemists great for solving problems?

Because they always have a solution!
Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Someone threw sodium chloride at me.

I yelled, “That’s a salt!”
Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

It was CoRnY.
Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…..but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?

Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

A: Because it's in the ground state.
Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

A: OH SNaP!
Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.

The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?"

The proton replies "I'm positive."
Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

A: Na
Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:38 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: KAREN SUN 5-7PM WORKSHOP - DOWNLAOD WORKSHEETS HERE
Replies: 53
Views: 2930

### Re: KAREN SUN 5-7PM WORKSHOP - DOWNLAOD WORKSHEETS HERE

In case we can't attend the sessions, is there a way to see how the answers were gotten so we can learn the processes involved?
Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The atom symbol for confusion:

Um
Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I'm out of chemistry jokes. I should really Zinc of a new one.
Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Replies: 18
Views: 294

Is there any way we can view our grades? I know that for my other courses I've been able to review them on CCLE but I feel that i may have read th e syllabus wrong and would like some clarification so I know if i am receiving my discussion points and homework points. 1. Go to myUCLA 2. Click on the...
Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A shopper walks into a supermarket and asks an employee,

Shopper: Would you happen to have any sodium hypobromite?

Employee: NaBrO
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:34 am
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Tutoring? [ENDORSED]
Replies: 63
Views: 59623

### Re: Tutoring?[ENDORSED]

Is it possible for the TAs in the step-up program to use past exams to help prepare us for any upcoming tests? I also want to know if there is anyway we can access test #1 that has been given out previous quarters in Dr. Lavelle's class, so we can use them to prepare for our upcoming test next week.
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:30 am
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: KAREN SUN 5-7PM WORKSHOP - DOWNLAOD WORKSHEETS HERE
Replies: 53
Views: 2930

### Re: KAREN SUN 5-7PM WORKSHOP - DOWNLAOD WORKSHEETS HERE

Where will these workshops be held please?
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:27 am
Forum: Limiting Reactant Calculations
Topic: Chem Community logistics [ENDORSED]
Replies: 4
Views: 73

### Re: Chem Community logistics[ENDORSED]

Another way to find out how many posts you have done, is to look to the right of one of your posts. There you will find your alias name and the number of posts you have made.
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:00 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Study Tips
Replies: 58
Views: 1377

### Re: Study Tips

Personally, I think it is a good idea to review the online modules first, then attend lecture so you have a basic understanding of what is going to be taught. If you still don't understand the topic that well after lecture, or want to go over something that was said in lecture, you can watch the mod...
Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:49 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7951
Views: 1152593

### Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: How often do chemists tell jokes?

A: Periodically