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by Oduwole 1E
Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:54 am
Forum: Zero Order Reactions
Topic: 0 order
Replies: 8
Views: 110

Re: 0 order

Jasmine Fendi 1D wrote:What would be an applicable example of a 0 order reaction? When would that make sense?


When it is zero order, it means that the k value is a constant. The rate law would be equal to k.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One says, "I'll have H2O."

The other says, "Ill have H2O too."

The second chemist died.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:16 pm
Forum: Zero Order Reactions
Topic: Units
Replies: 9
Views: 120

Re: Units

Daniel Yu 1E wrote:What are the units for k in a zero order reaction? What are the units for the reactants of a zero order reaction? I don't understand why the units are what they are can someone help me?


For a zero order reaction it would be M/s
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:15 pm
Forum: Zero Order Reactions
Topic: Orders
Replies: 8
Views: 94

Re: Orders

Timmy Nguyen Dis 1I wrote:How do we know which order the reaction is?


You can use the given rate constant and the units or from a table with given concentrations and rates.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:13 pm
Forum: General Rate Laws
Topic: Overall Order
Replies: 6
Views: 96

Re: Overall Order

Giselle Littleton 1F wrote:How do you get the overall order of a reaction?


You have to add the exponents of all the reactants in the rate equation.
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Question at interview: What is nitrate (nite rate or night rate)?

Answer: double time.
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

A: Separation anxiety.
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What was Avogadro's favorite sport?

A: Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first chemist says, "I'll have H2O."
The second chemist says, "I'll have an H2O too."... and he died.
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I'd like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did one ion say to the other?

A: I've got my ion you.
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

A: To reduce his carbon footprint.
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera.

All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!"

The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution."
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?

A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did one titration say to the other?

A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

A: Breaking up is hard to do.
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

A:C over lambda.
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
by Oduwole 1E
Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?

A: Laboratory Retrievers
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring where the carbon atoms are replaced with iron atoms?

A: A ferrous wheel.
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What happened to the man stopped for having sodium chloride and a 9-volt in his car?

A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What was Avogadro's favorite sport?

A: Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?

A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?

A: Carbon.
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution.
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: How Dreamwork's chemistry movie will be named?

A: How to train your Argon!
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Carbon and hydrogen went on a date.

A: I heard they really bonded
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: How do you cure a sick balloon?

A: You helium up!
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What’s the dullest element?

A: Bohrium!
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why should you go shopping with neutrons?

A: Because wherever they go, there’s no charge!
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?

A: Because they always have a solution!
by Oduwole 1E
Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:16 pm
Forum: Thermodynamic Definitions (isochoric/isometric, isothermal, isobaric)
Topic: 3/2R & 5/2R
Replies: 9
Views: 187

Re: 3/2R & 5/2R

Clarice Chui 2C wrote:Which is equation(s) would you be solving that uses Cv or Cp?


Cv is the specific heat capacity you use for constant volume, and Cp is the specific heat capacity for constant pressure.
by Oduwole 1E
Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is HIJKLMNO?

A: H20
by Oduwole 1E
Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice?

A: H2O cubed!
by Oduwole 1E
Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why do people call organic chemistry the meanest science?

A: Because it’s always pushing electrons around!
by Oduwole 1E
Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:03 pm
Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
Topic: State Property
Replies: 6
Views: 51

Re: State Property

005384106 wrote:What is the difference between boiling an melting point?


Boiling point is the temperature a substance has to reach in order for it to boil (liquid to gas), and the melting point is the temperature a substance has to reach in order for it to melt (with solid items since they are melting).
by Oduwole 1E
Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:01 pm
Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
Topic: Change in Temperature
Replies: 10
Views: 51

Re: Change in Temperature

So I’m starting to understand a little bit better about endothermic and exothermic reactions, but I wanted a little clarification here? As temperature increases, so does the equilibrium constant? Sorry, just wanted to have a clear understanding if anything. Yeah, as temperature increases, so will t...
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

A: To reduce his carbon footprint.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A: A ferrous wheel.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0 k?
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A standup comedian tried writing jokes about the periodic table, but realized he wasn’t quite in his element.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:54 pm
Forum: Equilibrium Constants & Calculating Concentrations
Topic: Ice Tables
Replies: 4
Views: 46

Re: Ice Tables

Tracy Tolentino_2E wrote:When do we use ICE tables? I assumed it was when we had to find concentrations of the products, given K and the initial concentration(s).


You would typically use the ICE tables to try and find/solve for the partial pressures or equilibrium concentrations of reactants and products.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

A: 2 Na
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

No Time to Die
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the best part about learning about equilibrium?

A: Nothing changes!
by Oduwole 1E
Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Community
Replies: 8
Views: 680

Re: Chemistry Community

Jaqueline Monreal 2L wrote:I heard it was 3 times a week last quarter , but i think it might depend on how your TA grades


It’s five times a week now.
by Oduwole 1E
Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Discussion Sections
Replies: 7
Views: 96

Re: Discussion Sections

Brian J Cheng 1I wrote:Just got an email about discussion sections and thought I would confirm with you guys.

Are there going to be discussion sections this week for Chem 14B?



Discussion sections are still being held this week.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:54 pm
Forum: Calculating pH or pOH for Strong & Weak Acids & Bases
Topic: Ph and poH of weak acids
Replies: 8
Views: 92

Re: Ph and poH of weak acids

We might have to since we learned it.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:43 pm
Forum: Amphoteric Compounds
Topic: Amphiprotic
Replies: 7
Views: 155

Re: Amphiprotic

It can both accept and donate protons (H+), meaning it can also act as either an acid or a base.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:42 pm
Forum: Amphoteric Compounds
Topic: acid, base, or amphoteric
Replies: 4
Views: 149

Re: acid, base, or amphoteric

Amphoteric means that the compound can act as both an acid and a base. So you have to see what parts of the compound can act as both an acid or a base.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:40 pm
Forum: Calculating pH or pOH for Strong & Weak Acids & Bases
Topic: Explanation on a Part of the Notes
Replies: 2
Views: 57

Re: Explanation on a Part of the Notes

The pKA as to be either lower (more acidic) than pH6, or higher (more basic) than pH6. Since 4.22 is less than 6, it is more acidic, meaning it is more positive.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: Calculating pH or pOH for Strong & Weak Acids & Bases
Topic: Equilibrium calculations
Replies: 6
Views: 98

Re: Equilibrium calculations

We shouldn't have to since we were told that was something we would be doing in Chemistry 14B.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:34 pm
Forum: Calculating pH or pOH for Strong & Weak Acids & Bases
Topic: Ka. Kb, Kw
Replies: 4
Views: 62

Re: Ka. Kb, Kw

Ka has to do with acids (pH), Kb has to do with bases (pOH), and Kw is a constant.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Final Jitters
Replies: 133
Views: 33619

Re: Final Jitters

Go over everything we did in lecture and in the textbooks, and you'll be fine.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:12 pm
Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
Topic: Fundamentals
Replies: 5
Views: 143

Re: Fundamentals

I don't thin so, because we didn't cover that.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:08 pm
Forum: Naming
Topic: cobalt
Replies: 4
Views: 130

Re: cobalt

You should only add be using the the ending -ate when the coordination compound has an overall negative charge.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:07 pm
Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
Topic: Drawing sigma & Pi bonds
Replies: 7
Views: 205

Re: Drawing sigma & Pi bonds

KTran 1I wrote:For the final, would we actually need to be able to draw the shape of the molecules and show the sigma and pi bonds?


We shouldn't have to, but we did for test two so you never know.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:05 pm
Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
Topic: Final Material
Replies: 2
Views: 106

Re: Final Material

Since the book and lecture didn't cover this topic it shouldn't be on the final.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:03 pm
Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
Topic: Content of the final
Replies: 10
Views: 468

Re: Content of the final

brennayoung wrote:Do we know up to what topic in the book will be tested on for the final?


Up until the last homework problems.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:00 pm
Forum: Naming
Topic: Memorization
Replies: 4
Views: 161

Re: Memorization

The more you use them, the more familiar you become with them.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:00 pm
Forum: Naming
Topic: Naming the metal
Replies: 3
Views: 112

Re: Naming the metal

You only add the ending -ate when the coordination compound has a negative charge.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Dec 08, 2019 4:57 pm
Forum: Naming
Topic: Any Givens During the Final?
Replies: 4
Views: 180

Re: Any Givens During the Final?

There will probably be the periodic table, and a sheet with constants and equations just like the others tests.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did silver say to gold at the bar?

A: "Au, get outta here!"
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?

A: He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is "H I J K L M N O"?

A: H2O
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:16 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: How to find my posts
Replies: 58
Views: 48587

Re: How to find my posts

Hilda Sauceda 3C wrote:Does anyone what is going to be on exam three?


Most likely the new material we will be learning in lecture.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Youtube Channels
Replies: 8
Views: 142

Re: Chemistry Youtube Channels

1. Periodic Videos
2. LearnChemE
3. Tyler DeWitt
4. chemistNATE
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: Electronegative
Replies: 14
Views: 155

Re: Electronegative

Philip wrote:So the more electronegative elements are more likely to get the electron?


Yes. The more electronegative elements are, the more likely they are to gain electrons, because they are almost close to being stable.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:12 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: KAREN SUN 5-7PM WORKSHOP - DOWNLAOD WORKSHEETS HERE
Replies: 53
Views: 3431

Re: KAREN SUN 5-7PM WORKSHOP - DOWNLAOD WORKSHEETS HERE

Will there still be a workshop this upcoming week?
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:08 pm
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: Oxygen
Replies: 8
Views: 94

Re: Oxygen

what about the ionization energy of nitrogen? Is It greater than oxygen? Nitrogen has a higher ionization energy, because it will take more energy to remove one electron from nitrogen than from oxygen. This is because nitrogen's 2p orbital is half filled, while oxygen's is partially (4/6) filled. H...
by Oduwole 1E
Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Want to hear a joke about sodium?

A: Na
by Oduwole 1E
Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of fish is made up of only 2 sodium atoms?

A: 2Na
by Oduwole 1E
Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:38 pm
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: When to draw Resonance Structures
Replies: 14
Views: 174

Re: When to draw Resonance Structures

You should definantly draw the resonance structures if asked to do so. If not, you should be able to just draw the most stable Lewis structure for the compound.
by Oduwole 1E
Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:36 pm
Forum: Resonance Structures
Topic: Resonance Structure Midterm
Replies: 5
Views: 99

Re: Resonance Structure Midterm

You should draw the resonance structures if specifically asked to do so in the question. If not, you should be ok just drawing one.
by Oduwole 1E
Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:33 pm
Forum: General Science Questions
Topic: Midterm
Replies: 2
Views: 90

Re: Midterm

There shouldn't be any questions like that on the midterm.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why are chemists great for solving problems?

Because they always have a solution!
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Someone threw sodium chloride at me.

I yelled, “That’s a salt!”
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear the one about cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

It was CoRnY.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…..but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?

Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

A: Because it's in the ground state.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

A: OH SNaP!
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.

The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?"

The proton replies "I'm positive."
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

A: Na
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:38 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: KAREN SUN 5-7PM WORKSHOP - DOWNLAOD WORKSHEETS HERE
Replies: 53
Views: 3431

Re: KAREN SUN 5-7PM WORKSHOP - DOWNLAOD WORKSHEETS HERE

In case we can't attend the sessions, is there a way to see how the answers were gotten so we can learn the processes involved?
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The atom symbol for confusion:

Um
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I'm out of chemistry jokes. I should really Zinc of a new one.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Grades
Replies: 18
Views: 405

Re: Grades

Is there any way we can view our grades? I know that for my other courses I've been able to review them on CCLE but I feel that i may have read th e syllabus wrong and would like some clarification so I know if i am receiving my discussion points and homework points. 1. Go to myUCLA 2. Click on the...
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A shopper walks into a supermarket and asks an employee,

Shopper: Would you happen to have any sodium hypobromite?

Employee: NaBrO
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:34 am
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Tutoring? [ENDORSED]
Replies: 71
Views: 72217

Re: Tutoring? [ENDORSED]

Is it possible for the TAs in the step-up program to use past exams to help prepare us for any upcoming tests? I also want to know if there is anyway we can access test #1 that has been given out previous quarters in Dr. Lavelle's class, so we can use them to prepare for our upcoming test next week.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:27 am
Forum: Limiting Reactant Calculations
Topic: Chem Community logistics [ENDORSED]
Replies: 4
Views: 86

Re: Chem Community logistics [ENDORSED]

Another way to find out how many posts you have done, is to look to the right of one of your posts. There you will find your alias name and the number of posts you have made.
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:00 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Study Tips
Replies: 58
Views: 2147

Re: Study Tips

Personally, I think it is a good idea to review the online modules first, then attend lecture so you have a basic understanding of what is going to be taught. If you still don't understand the topic that well after lecture, or want to go over something that was said in lecture, you can watch the mod...
by Oduwole 1E
Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:49 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8039
Views: 1411240

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: How often do chemists tell jokes?

A: Periodically

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