CHEMISTRY COMMUNITY

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Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!

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Why are chemists great for solving problems? Because they always have a solution!

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When you drop a gold bar on your toe

"Au"

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If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed!

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We'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon.

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If you're not part of the solution…you're part of the precipitate.

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Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there's no charge!

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[size=200]Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state![/size]

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What's the dullest element? Bohrium!

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Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting!

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Just organizing all your thoughts and creating a simple outline of all the content is how I usually study for the last day.

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Yep i wish i could pause time during finals it would be really freaking helpful :(

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Yea scientific notation is just way simpler especially dealing with big or small numbers.

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Yea im pretty sure you just have to go by the context of the question. To my knowledge, transition metal valence electrons can be kind of unpredictable because they can hold so many freaking valence electrons.

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I'm pretty sure he memorized all the values cause he's been in the game for a while.

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Ionization energy increases as you go the right because the attraction of the electrons to the nucleus increases because the nucleus is more massive.

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Could a neighboring atom in the molecule change the bond length too?

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pootan

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oh my goodness

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oooo sharing

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was anyone doing this during the final ?

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The bases dominate acids

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joe bidet won the election?

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I dont trust atoms... I heard they make up everything

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Are there any good chemistry jokes?

I dont zinc so :(

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Nickel can end up holding 10 total valence electrons just because of its 4s and 3d subshells.

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Conjugate bases and acids refer to the actual substance that needs to be conjugated.

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ye only covalent bonds

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All you have to do is write out the electron configuration of the element. The last subshell value will determine the number of valence electrons.

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All you have to do is determine the formal charges among the different structures. The one with the lowest value will be the most stable structure.

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Yea nitrogen in most cases likes to have 5 electrons bound

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First I like to determine the total number of valence electrons. Then you can map out which bonds you will use and make sure the total number of bonds and lone pairs equals the total valence electron number.

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I had this question too thanks for the answers everyone!

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The 4th law of thermodynamics:

Team Fortress 2 is better than overwatch

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so that's what the eye washer things are used for

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Wavelength should be in meter because all equations usually take measures of length in meters

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You must memorize!
s has 0 nodal planes,
p has 1 nodal plane,
d has 2 nodal planes
f has 3 nodal planes.

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I like to remember it as H O F Br I N Cl or HOFBRINCL. Sounds like a movie villain name or something.

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Over the summer, is it better to pursue internships that correspond to ones major (ie research or hospital shadowing),
or is it better to pursue internships that correspond to one personal interests?

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Nuclear Power can singlehandedly solve the world's energy crisis
However, big oil keeps it out of the spotlight because they don't care about us or the world.
Please.... if we can do more research and further nuclear technology, we can create millions of new jobs and save our planet.

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if I were a rapper id be
MC DELTA T!!!!!!!!

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for part b use einstein's equation (e = hv). V is given and h is Heisenberg's constant.

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yea if the angular momentum is zero then the particle wouldn't be moving at all.

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yea usually the values in the question should determine the number of sig figs you put in your answer.

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C = 1 O = 4 is the correct answer. When counting numbers of atoms, the number following the element symbol only determines the amount of that specific element.

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Avogadro's number is for converting particles to moles. Remember a mole is simply a unit that counts a large number of particles!

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Another joke!

Q: how do you treat a sick chemist!?
A: first you try helium, but if that doesn't work try curium, and if that doesn't work it looks like you gotta barium!

yay!

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