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by vbarian27
Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:26 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why didn't the physics and biology teachers get along?
A: ​They had no chemistry.
by vbarian27
Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:25 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two atoms are walking down the street.
​Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
by vbarian27
Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:25 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Famous last words from chemists:
"And now for the taste test..."
"And now let's shake it a bit..."
"Which glass was my mineral water?"
by vbarian27
Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:25 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
by vbarian27
Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:24 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: If H20 is water what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .
by vbarian27
Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together? CsI!
by vbarian27
Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!
by vbarian27
Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I want to write some jokes about the periodic table… But I don't think I'll be in my element.
by vbarian27
Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded.
by vbarian27
Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How did the hipster chemist burn his hand on the beaker? He picked it up before it was cool.
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is HIJKLMNO? H2O!
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What element is a girl's future best friend? Carbon!
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If you're not part of the solution…you're part of the precipitate.
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call a clown in jail? A Silicon!
by vbarian27
Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium
by vbarian27
Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies, “I’m positive.”
by vbarian27
Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
by vbarian27
Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
by vbarian27
Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
A: He just couldn’t put it down.
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
by vbarian27
Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
by vbarian27
Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!
by vbarian27
Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
by vbarian27
Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Final Exam
Replies: 11
Views: 121

Re: Final Exam

Not sure, but from the last midterms, a lot of the test questions were exactly the same or at least derived from book problems so to be safe, I would go over as many book problems as possible (that REALLY helped me get through the midterms smoothly as well) thank you! I agree though, doing the text...
by vbarian27
Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Final Exam
Replies: 11
Views: 121

Re: Final Exam

almost_ethan wrote:Does anyone know how many questions are going to be on the final?


30!
by vbarian27
Tue Dec 08, 2020 4:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Final Exam
Replies: 11
Views: 121

Final Exam

In Dr. Lavelle's email regarding the final exam, he said: "Quantum was our biggest section. Questions will come from the textbook homework listed in the syllabus."
Does that mean quantum questions will come from the textbook homework or ALL final questions will come from textbook homework?
by vbarian27
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Lose an electron?

Gotta keep an ion it.
by vbarian27
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Gold is the best element because it’s AU-some.
by vbarian27
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I like to hear chemistry puns, periodically.
by vbarian27
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o Acid
by vbarian27
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why can you never trust an atom?

They make up literally everything
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the chemical formula for “coffee”?
A: CoFe2
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How about the chemical workers … are they unionized?
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…

…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?

Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an ‎H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Final Jitters
Replies: 236
Views: 36147

Re: Final Jitters

if you study a lot, you will do well. be confident!
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: How to relax after midterms
Replies: 54
Views: 290

Re: How to relax after midterms

do all your work for the week so that you can have a full weekend to relax!
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:57 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: grade worries
Replies: 110
Views: 1217

Re: grade worries

I am so worried for midterm 2. ugh.
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:56 am
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Midterm 2
Replies: 6
Views: 67

Re: Midterm 2

I still don't understand how they did partial credit on the multiple choice midterm.
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:55 am
Forum: Resonance Structures
Topic: lewis base or acid
Replies: 15
Views: 124

Re: lewis base or acid

acids accept bases donate. I remember it by thinking a for acid goes with a for accept and the b and the d for base and donate are symmetrical
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:54 am
Forum: Dipole Moments
Topic: Sapling #19
Replies: 12
Views: 81

Re: Sapling #19

yea just a mistake don't worry!
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:53 am
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: Drawing Lewis Structures on Midterm
Replies: 31
Views: 162

Re: Drawing Lewis Structures on Midterm

I think the instructions will be clear of what they want, but in general when dealing with a structure with resonance you ideally want the molecule with a total charge closest to zero
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemistry is Fluorine Uranium Nitrogen
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Water says to oil, wanna hang out! Oil says, he can't! Water then yells at oil, hydrophobe!
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:01 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I slapped my neon that joke!
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:01 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

That joke was sodium funny!
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did the other elements say to hydrogen? What a loner!
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK
by vbarian27
Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:15 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Midterm
Replies: 42
Views: 390

Re: Midterm

about 10 questions!
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:14 pm
Forum: Properties of Electrons
Topic: Number of Questions of Midterm 1
Replies: 8
Views: 84

Re: Number of Questions of Midterm 1

about 10!
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:13 pm
Forum: Molarity, Solutions, Dilutions
Topic: Textbook problem B.7
Replies: 1
Views: 40

Re: Textbook problem B.7

I got a) 13.5 mL b)62.5mL and c) 5.92mL
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:12 pm
Forum: Molarity, Solutions, Dilutions
Topic: Textbook problem G.13
Replies: 3
Views: 53

Textbook problem G.13

I am looking at the solution manual and I don't understand how adding 3.0L of water to the solution would give a new concentration of 0.050M. Help
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:09 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Graphs on Midterm
Replies: 4
Views: 45

Re: Graphs on Midterm

I think every problem will have adequate information to solve the problem. I wouldn't worry if there are going to be graphs or not.
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:36 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is HIJKLMNO? H2O!
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How did the hipster chemist burn his hand on the beaker? He picked it up before it was cool.
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender gives him a smile and says, "For you, no charge."
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting!
by vbarian27
Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 8730
Views: 1488869

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

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