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- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:34 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Teacher: Do you know your elements? Student: yeah, maybe... Teacher: isotope so.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:34 pm
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Are you a mixture of Fluoride, Iodine, and Nitrogen cause you are fine.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:33 pm
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Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMg
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:33 pm
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I am a female, Fe = Iron and Male = man Therefore, I am Iron Man.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:33 pm
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Knock Knock, Who's There? Beryl. Beryl who? Beryl and Lium
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:32 pm
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I was looking for sodium on the periodic table, but then it told me it was not available! (Na)
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:32 pm
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What do you do to dead elements? You barium.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:26 pm
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Sooo I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen......but NaH.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:26 pm
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Do particles with multiple helium isotopes have mass? Only the Catholic ones!
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:26 pm
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Are you made out of beryllium, ununtrium, and titanium ? Cause you're a BeUTi ( beauty)
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:25 pm
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You must be ethidium bromide, because I'm tangled in your double helix.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:25 pm
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What happened to the chemist in the cave - Berkelium (bear kill him)
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:25 pm
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A wrestler holding down an opponent may have a NEON him.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:24 pm
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are you hydrogen? Why? Because I can't live without you.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:23 pm
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:23 pm
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Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems? A: They have all the solutions.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:23 pm
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:22 pm
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The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:22 pm
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:21 pm
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:21 pm
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Q: Why can you never trust atoms? A: They make up everything!
- Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:21 pm
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now.
- Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:26 am
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Q: Why didn't the physics and biology teachers get along?
A: They had no chemistry.
A: They had no chemistry.
- Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:25 am
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
- Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:25 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Famous last words from chemists:
"And now for the taste test..."
"And now let's shake it a bit..."
"Which glass was my mineral water?"
"And now for the taste test..."
"And now let's shake it a bit..."
"Which glass was my mineral water?"
- Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:25 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
- Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:24 am
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Q: If H20 is water what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .
- Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:53 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together? CsI!
- Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:53 pm
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!
- Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:52 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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I want to write some jokes about the periodic table… But I don't think I'll be in my element.
- Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:52 pm
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Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded.
- Sat Feb 06, 2021 4:52 pm
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How did the hipster chemist burn his hand on the beaker? He picked it up before it was cool.
- Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:45 pm
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What is HIJKLMNO? H2O!
- Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:44 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"
- Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:44 pm
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What element is a girl's future best friend? Carbon!
- Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:44 pm
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If you're not part of the solution…you're part of the precipitate.
- Sun Jan 31, 2021 7:44 pm
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What do you call a clown in jail? A Silicon!
- Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:56 pm
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Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium
A: Barium
- Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:56 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies, “I’m positive.”
The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies, “I’m positive.”
- Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:55 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
- Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:55 pm
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
- Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:55 pm
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Q: Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
A: He just couldn’t put it down.
A: He just couldn’t put it down.
- Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:44 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
- Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:43 pm
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Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
A: Polar Bond.
- Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:43 pm
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Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
- Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:43 pm
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Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers
A: Laboratory Retrievers
- Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:43 pm
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na
A: 2 Na
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:40 pm
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How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:39 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:39 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:39 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:39 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
- Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:12 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!
- Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:12 pm
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Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
- Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:10 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Final Exam
- Replies: 11
- Views: 847
Re: Final Exam
Not sure, but from the last midterms, a lot of the test questions were exactly the same or at least derived from book problems so to be safe, I would go over as many book problems as possible (that REALLY helped me get through the midterms smoothly as well) thank you! I agree though, doing the text...
- Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:09 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Final Exam
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Re: Final Exam
almost_ethan wrote:Does anyone know how many questions are going to be on the final?
30!
- Tue Dec 08, 2020 4:39 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Final Exam
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Final Exam
In Dr. Lavelle's email regarding the final exam, he said: "Quantum was our biggest section. Questions will come from the textbook homework listed in the syllabus."
Does that mean quantum questions will come from the textbook homework or ALL final questions will come from textbook homework?
Does that mean quantum questions will come from the textbook homework or ALL final questions will come from textbook homework?
- Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:42 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Lose an electron?
Gotta keep an ion it.
Gotta keep an ion it.
- Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:41 pm
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Gold is the best element because it’s AU-some.
- Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:41 pm
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I like to hear chemistry puns, periodically.
- Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:41 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-o Acid
A-mean-o Acid
- Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:41 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why can you never trust an atom?
They make up literally everything
They make up literally everything
- Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:36 pm
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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
A: Never lick the spoon!
- Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:36 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What is the chemical formula for “coffee”?
A: CoFe2
A: CoFe2
- Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:36 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
- Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:36 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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How about the chemical workers … are they unionized?
- Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:35 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
- Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.
- Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:47 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
- Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:47 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.
One says, “I’ll have an H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.
- Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:45 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Final Jitters
- Replies: 457
- Views: 382344
Re: Final Jitters
if you study a lot, you will do well. be confident!
- Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:42 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: How to relax after midterms
- Replies: 54
- Views: 3122
Re: How to relax after midterms
do all your work for the week so that you can have a full weekend to relax!
- Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:57 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: grade worries
- Replies: 119
- Views: 21173
Re: grade worries
I am so worried for midterm 2. ugh.
- Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:56 am
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Midterm 2
- Replies: 6
- Views: 436
Re: Midterm 2
I still don't understand how they did partial credit on the multiple choice midterm.
- Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:55 am
- Forum: Resonance Structures
- Topic: lewis base or acid
- Replies: 15
- Views: 511
Re: lewis base or acid
acids accept bases donate. I remember it by thinking a for acid goes with a for accept and the b and the d for base and donate are symmetrical
- Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:54 am
- Forum: Dipole Moments
- Topic: Sapling #19
- Replies: 12
- Views: 615
Re: Sapling #19
yea just a mistake don't worry!
- Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:53 am
- Forum: Lewis Structures
- Topic: Drawing Lewis Structures on Midterm
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1270
Re: Drawing Lewis Structures on Midterm
I think the instructions will be clear of what they want, but in general when dealing with a structure with resonance you ideally want the molecule with a total charge closest to zero
- Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:03 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Chemistry is Fluorine Uranium Nitrogen
- Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:02 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Water says to oil, wanna hang out! Oil says, he can't! Water then yells at oil, hydrophobe!
- Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:01 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I slapped my neon that joke!
- Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:01 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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That joke was sodium funny!
- Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:00 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What did the other elements say to hydrogen? What a loner!
- Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:23 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:23 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
- Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK
- Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
- Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:15 pm
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: Midterm
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1628
Re: Midterm
about 10 questions!
- Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:14 pm
- Forum: Properties of Electrons
- Topic: Number of Questions of Midterm 1
- Replies: 8
- Views: 320
Re: Number of Questions of Midterm 1
about 10!
- Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:13 pm
- Forum: Molarity, Solutions, Dilutions
- Topic: Textbook problem B.7
- Replies: 1
- Views: 291
Re: Textbook problem B.7
I got a) 13.5 mL b)62.5mL and c) 5.92mL
- Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:12 pm
- Forum: Molarity, Solutions, Dilutions
- Topic: Textbook problem G.13
- Replies: 3
- Views: 261
Textbook problem G.13
I am looking at the solution manual and I don't understand how adding 3.0L of water to the solution would give a new concentration of 0.050M. Help
- Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:09 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Graphs on Midterm
- Replies: 4
- Views: 131
Re: Graphs on Midterm
I think every problem will have adequate information to solve the problem. I wouldn't worry if there are going to be graphs or not.
- Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
- Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
- Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:36 pm
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
- Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:36 pm
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
A: CoFe2
- Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:35 pm
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
- Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:43 pm
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What is HIJKLMNO? H2O!
- Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:43 pm
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How did the hipster chemist burn his hand on the beaker? He picked it up before it was cool.
- Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:43 pm
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."