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by JoseMAvila15
Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 9651
Views: 3590809

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What do dipoles say when passing by?
"Do you got a moment?"
by JoseMAvila15
Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 9651
Views: 3590809

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Got mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 602-1023
by JoseMAvila15
Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 9651
Views: 3590809

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Why do white bears disolve in water?
Because they are polar.
by JoseMAvila15
Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 9651
Views: 3590809

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa
by JoseMAvila15
Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 9651
Views: 3590809

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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon
by JoseMAvila15
Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:16 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 9651
Views: 3590809

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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A: OH SNaP!
by JoseMAvila15
Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:12 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 9651
Views: 3590809

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Q: What did one titration tell the other? A: Let's meet at the endpoint.
by JoseMAvila15
Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:10 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 9651
Views: 3590809

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Q: How did the chemist survive the famine? A: By subsisting on titrations
by JoseMAvila15
Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:09 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 9651
Views: 3590809

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Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? A: He just couldn't put it down.
by JoseMAvila15
Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:07 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 9651
Views: 3590809

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? A: SWAG
by JoseMAvila15
Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 9651
Views: 3590809

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

9. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
by JoseMAvila15
Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:02 pm
Forum: Concepts & Calculations Using First Law of Thermodynamics
Topic: Work ( regarding internal energy)
Replies: 1
Views: 431

Work ( regarding internal energy)

EXAMPLE: The internal energy of a system decreased by 1763kj after preforming 1357kj of work. Was heat transfered to or from the system?

My question is how do we know when the work is negative or positive, what do we look at to tell this?
by JoseMAvila15
Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:41 pm
Forum: Conjugate Acids & Bases
Topic: Acids [ENDORSED]
Replies: 1
Views: 491

Acids [ENDORSED]

Can someone explain this concept in detail please,

Cl-O
Cl has a higher electronegativity than Br and I, and stabilizes the -VE charge on the O by withdrawing e- density?
by JoseMAvila15
Sun Jul 24, 2016 11:57 pm
Forum: Bronsted Acids & Bases
Topic: Defining Acids and Bases
Replies: 2
Views: 546

Defining Acids and Bases

How can you tell if a compound is an acid or base?

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